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I fucking love Omegle.

Started by Taz, November 16, 2009, 03:03:53 PM

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Taz

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm Bi.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: thats great?
You: I know, irght?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: you can take, and receive
Stranger: the best of both worlds
Stranger: you are ALWAYS getting laid at the bars
You: Yeah, it's awesome!
Stranger: sure maybe your ass bleeds now and then, but fuck it, small price to pay
You: I know!
And lying about condoms, hell yeah!
Stranger: sure
Stranger: want some pictures of my genital warts?
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: email?
Stranger: oh first, age?
You: Mmm
You: 6
Your conversational partner has disconnected

CradledEggle

i fuckin lmaod...now to go to the hospital to get it reattached ._.
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~Circa 2009; We were kids back then, just looking for a past time~

Elija2

HOLY SHIT!
THAT OTHER GUY WAS ME!

So, you still want that picture?

NiGHTS

lol omegle


non stop fundertainmentzzz

it teaches you how to piss of sexual prediturzzz

Satan

Yeah, Omegle's pretty fun. You can start a hell of a lot of good conversations by trolling... or pretending to be a thirteen year old girl.

Elija2

Quote from: Satan on November 17, 2009, 02:58:54 PM
Yeah, Omegle's pretty fun. You can start a hell of a lot of good conversations by trolling... or pretending to be a thirteen year old girl.

There usually won't be any conversation unless you do that.