Heeeeeey Draaaacooooo. 8D

[jkid101094]

Dear

[X] Lady of the Evening
[X] Inferior being
[ ] Troll
[X] n00blet
[ ] Ye who has incurred my wrath
[ ] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee
[ ] Son of Khan
[ ] Love-child of Rosy O'Donnel and Blink 182

You Are Being Flamed Because...

[X] Your mom told me I should
[X] You exist
[X] You're breathing too much of my oxygen
[ ] You posted an accusation with no proof
[ ] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[ ] You posted a me > u thread
[X] you posted a worthless thread
[X] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the TOS
[X] You made baby Jesus cry
[X] You don't know which board to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[X] You double posted
[X] You killed a kitten
[ ] You're spamming MY thread
[X] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[X] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[X] Your parents are related
[ ] You and your wife are related
[ ] You dated my sister
[ ] You dated my brother
[X] You made love to my dog
[X] You insulted the power of Fwee
[X] You have no idea whom Keith Moon is
[ ] We haven't liked you from the beginning.
[X] You put mayonnaise on Asprin.
[X] You give it up on the first date.
[X] Your first, current, and last sexual partner is your hand
[ ] You are CCCRRAAAWWWLLIIINGGGG IIIINNNNN MMYYYY SKIIIINNN

In Punishment, You Must:

[] Give up your new user account
[] shut up and get the hell out
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[] Actually post something relevant
[] Summon Cpt. Planet by yourself
[X] Watch Teletubbies
[ ] Read the ****ing TOS
[ ] Read the ****ing TOS again
[X] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[X] Make love to Al Gore
[X] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[X] Get in the DOG POUND with Randy Jackson
[X] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[X] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[X] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[X] Take a bath in bleach
[X] Drink out of a spitoon
[X] Grind a rail on your sack
[X] Be wangpaled by Salazar
[X] Eat taco bell the rest of your life
[X] Claim you were part of the crew that made Yoshi's Island
[X] Say hi to your mom for me
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Fwee
[ ] 1 R 1337
[ ] Pwned
[ ] GG no re
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Me > u
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[ ] n00b
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your **** somewhere else
[ ] shut up and get the hell out
[ ] Learn to post or get the hell out
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] I just dont like you
[ ] Nils2cool is more liked than you
[ ] Stop complaining and learn to deal with us
[X] lolpwnt
[ ] May your units get 0 stat levelups
[ ] I would have been you dad, but the dog beat me over the fence
[X] kthxbai
[X] Make sure your mom and I are still on for Saturday
[] All of the above

Sincerely,

[ ] The commitee for a better GFAQs
[ ]  The Spanish Inquisition
[X] Your worst nightmare
[ ] Your mom, now go back to bed
[X] Me
[ ] Charles Manson
[ ] Keith Moon
[ ] Chuck Norris
[ ] Doug & Porkchop
[ ] Billy Graham

.............

I still love you in a friendly, non-sexual way though. 83

[Fiamonder]

no u

..seriously, what the hell? xD

[Dracoslythe]

FUCK NOT TACO BELL.
THE ONE RESTAURANT I CAN'T STAND
-shoots self-

[jkid101094]

FUCK NOT TACO BELL.
THE ONE RESTAURANT I CAN'T STAND
-shoots self-

She killed herself...my work here is done. >:3

[CradledEggle]

Nope. 8D

[HereAndThere]

The fawk?