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EchidnaPower · March 26, 2010, 07:14:21 PM

Quote from: Leviathan on March 26, 2010, 07:02:31 PM
I can't find my bible anywhere. >.<

Well, I'll give you a reader's digest version.

Satan appeared to God, and God asked where he had been (not that He didn't know) Satan said that he had been roaming the earth. God showed Satan how proud He was of His servant, Job. Satan said that Job was only faithful because of the blessings God had given to him.

God said that Satan could do whatever he wanted to Job, except make him physically ill. Satan took away Job's property, and his children. Servants went to tell Job the bad news, but instead of complaining, Job worshipped God. "The Lord gives, and He takes away; blessed is the name of the Lord."

Satan said to let Job get horribly sick, and God allowed it. Job did eventually break down, but he came back to God after He revealed His power to Job. And after repenting his mistake, God gave him double of everything that he owned before.

There's way more detail in the real thing, but that's enough to prove my point.

Mikey · March 26, 2010, 07:24:51 PM

I read that before.

jkid101094 · March 26, 2010, 07:26:42 PM

Quote from: EchidnaPower on March 26, 2010, 07:14:21 PM
Well, I'll give you a reader's digest version.

Satan appeared to God, and God asked where he had been (not that He didn't know) Satan said that he had been roaming the earth. God showed Satan how proud He was of His servant, Job. Satan said that Job was only faithful because of the blessings God had given to him.

God said that Satan could do whatever he wanted to Job, except make him physically ill. Satan took away Job's property, and his children. Servants went to tell Job the bad news, but instead of complaining, Job worshipped God. "The Lord gives, and He takes away; blessed is the name of the Lord."

Satan said to let Job get horribly sick, and God allowed it. Job did eventually break down, but he came back to God after He revealed His power to Job. And after repenting his mistake, God gave him double of everything that he owned before.

There's way more detail in the real thing, but that's enough to prove my point.

I think even I've heard that somewhere before and I've never touched a bible in my life. @_@

flametop · March 26, 2010, 08:21:26 PM

i wish u all the best and i hope u get ur new liver dont lose hope i wish u good luck

Skyle369 · March 26, 2010, 08:31:29 PM

Quote from: EchidnaPower on March 26, 2010, 07:14:21 PM
Well, I'll give you a reader's digest version.

Satan appeared to God, and God asked where he had been (not that He didn't know) Satan said that he had been roaming the earth. God showed Satan how proud He was of His servant, Job. Satan said that Job was only faithful because of the blessings God had given to him.

God said that Satan could do whatever he wanted to Job, except make him physically ill. Satan took away Job's property, and his children. Servants went to tell Job the bad news, but instead of complaining, Job worshipped God. "The Lord gives, and He takes away; blessed is the name of the Lord."

Satan said to let Job get horribly sick, and God allowed it. Job did eventually break down, but he came back to God after He revealed His power to Job. And after repenting his mistake, God gave him double of everything that he owned before.

There's way more detail in the real thing, but that's enough to prove my point.

Ah, now I remember. We studied this in our Theology class.

Elija2 · March 27, 2010, 03:54:36 AM

Quote from: EchidnaPower on March 26, 2010, 07:14:21 PM
Well, I'll give you a reader's digest version.

Satan appeared to God, and God asked where he had been (not that He didn't know) Satan said that he had been roaming the earth. God showed Satan how proud He was of His servant, Job. Satan said that Job was only faithful because of the blessings God had given to him.

God said that Satan could do whatever he wanted to Job, except make him physically ill. Satan took away Job's property, and his children. Servants went to tell Job the bad news, but instead of complaining, Job worshipped God. "The Lord gives, and He takes away; blessed is the name of the Lord."

Satan said to let Job get horribly sick, and God allowed it. Job did eventually break down, but he came back to God after He revealed His power to Job. And after repenting his mistake, God gave him double of everything that he owned before.

There's way more detail in the real thing, but that's enough to prove my point.

So you're saying that if Levi stays strong he will end up with two livers?
Sounds like a good deal to me.

Mikey · March 27, 2010, 04:13:52 AM

Quote from: Elija2 on March 27, 2010, 03:54:36 AM
So you're saying that if Levi stays strong he will end up with two livers?
Sounds like a good deal to me.

*facepalm*

EchidnaPower · March 27, 2010, 04:22:22 AM

Ignore Elija, and do you understand what I'm getting at Levi?

Mikey · March 27, 2010, 04:38:15 AM

Yes, yes I do.