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Started by Snooky, April 03, 2010, 08:43:11 PM

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Snooky

[2:35:40 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): Animals lack the ability of sentient thought
[2:35:46 AM] Suta: exactly
[2:35:48 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): So really, they might as well be bacteria
[2:35:54 AM] Suta: they won't even know what did them in
[2:36:05 AM | Edited 2:36:06 AM] Suta: actually thats not entirely true
[2:36:16 AM | Edited 2:36:25 AM] Suta: most dogs will like their owners more then others
[2:36:19 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): So when a religion says "They don't have souls"
[2:36:21 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): True
[2:36:28 AM] Suta: actually, I take that back
[2:36:32 AM] Suta: thats not sentient
[2:36:37 AM] Suta: thats just thought
[2:36:58 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): They actually mean, "They lack the capacity for sentient thought"
[2:37:04 AM] Suta: yah that
[2:37:29 AM | Edited 2:37:31 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): And after studying the structure of the brain, if I remember correctly, it's the cerebral cortex that gives us the capacity for sentient thought
[2:37:43 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): Animals lack that, or whatever it is I'm actually thinking of
[2:37:46 AM] Suta: we should make cerebral cortex ray guns
[2:37:49 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): lol
[2:37:56 AM] Suta: and make slaves of the human population
[2:38:18 AM] Suta: anyways
[2:38:21 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): olol
[2:38:24 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): Wait a sex
[2:38:30 AM] Suta: yes?
[2:38:35 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): Zombies are intelligent, yet lack sentient thought
[2:38:49 AM] Suta: dude, yes
[2:38:51 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): So zombies are basically like people, but their cerebral cortex is decayed
[2:38:52 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): BUT
[2:39:04 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): What if there could be a zombie that retained a cerebral cortex?
[2:39:23 AM] Suta: omg
[2:39:27 AM] Suta: it would be ...
[2:39:27 AM] Suta: human
[2:39:38 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): If you could somehow zombify yourself while keeping your cerebral cortex intact, you would be totally safe, yet still human
[2:39:44 AM] Suta: DDDD:
[2:39:51 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): It's survival
[2:39:57 AM] Suta: and thus be immune to zombies
[2:40:04 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): When the zombie apocalypse comes, I will have this information
[2:40:07 AM] Yusuke Urameshi (Snooky): I'll be ready
[2:40:08 AM] Suta: thats fucking genius


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TranceRaver83

And how would you keep the cerebral cortex intact?

Snooky

Quote from: TranceRaver83 on April 04, 2010, 07:43:26 AM
And how would you keep the cerebral cortex intact?
By synthesizing a strain of the zombie virus that has no reaction to brain matter. Somehow.

ChaosDazer

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