The Fresh Prince of Pallet Town

[TheGameNinja]

Now this is a story all about when,
I beat my Rival back in Viridian.
I'd like to take a moment, I won't be a pest.
I'll tell you how I became the Champion, the very best.

In northwestern Pallet Town, born and raised,
Out in town is where I spent most of my days.
Dreaming up, fishing, relaxing, in the zone,
And flirting with my Rival's sister in his home.
When he picked up a Pokemon, was up to no good,
Started causing trouble in my neighborhood.
We got in one little fight, and Oak got impressed,
He said, "Take this Pokemon, now go catch the rest."

Now I whistled for my friends, and when they came near,
The sister gave a Town Map, Mom said, "Good luck, dear."
If anything I could say that I wanted to stay home,
But, I thought, "Naw, forget it. Yo, holmes, to Plateau!"

I... pulled... up to Indigo, at about seven or eight,
Got one-fifty Pokemon, made the E4 yell, "RAPE!"
Beat up my Rival just five minutes later,
And registered my name as a Pokemon Master.

[Dracoslythe]

That's fucking great.

[jkid101094]

I read that and one name came to mind...Dark Tails. :3

[Jazz Nova]

Nice one!
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