super mario world makes no fucking sense

[darkyellowz]

now before you go and say "OH ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE, ITS MADE UP, TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1111!!!!1111!!!111" i would like to clear up that this is a little rant because i am fucking angry at the game.


okay so you know how after yoshi's island, everything makes sense, you come to donut plains, and i don't see no donuts, next is vanilllia cave, what is it? a cave of vanillia ice cream, i see no ice cream, and when was a ghost house made out of vanillia?

okay now it is on to cookieMT, and guess what? NO GOD FORSAKEN COOKIES! I WANT MY COOKIES! okay now into illison forest, you think it will stay sane now? guess again, next world, choclet island, WHAT THE FUCK! i see no choclet, and wouldnt it be melting right about now? FUCKING HELL!



moral: this game makes your go nuts.

[Xyno76]

In my opinion, they might have just ran out of names... or the names might have something to do with dinosaurs ( i dunno XD)

[Elija2]

That's the point. Bowser stole all the donuts and vanilla and cookies and you have to retrieve them.
The whole "save the Yoshi eggs" thing is just a side-mission.

[Ioshyriku]

well, the names  aren't soposed to be what they sound like, there are a lot of towns places and things in real life named after almost anything, it doesn't mean the thing in the name should actually be there

[toast]

so right broo!!!!

this game doesn't make sense!!!!!!!!

[RoyalStallion]

Its a childs game its not supposed to make sence....

[darkyellowz]

Its a childs game its not supposed to make sence....

i know, but, every little kid i know is afraid of this game.

[Kirby]

Kirby does that, too.

And people don't have a problem with that.

[darkyellowz]

Kirby does that, too.

And people don't have a problem with that.

kirby has privileges to loads of girls, so he's cool.

[RoyalStallion]

Kirby does that, too.

And people don't have a problem with that.

He has a point you know........But how come they are afraid of mario but not Halo or Grand Theft Auto?

kirby has privileges to loads of girls, so he's cool.

What? How come they are afraid of mario yet not GTA or Halo?

[darkyellowz]

What? How come they are afraid of mario yet not GTA or Halo?

Halo and GTA are awsome games that don't show much violance, GTA is nudity, Halo is blue alien blood.