This is what happens when you give me facade on a stream.

[Meme Master Flex]

FACADE STAGEPLAY
Wed Sep 26 10 22 00 2012

TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE
What for?

TRIP
That should be obvious!

GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!

GONZALO
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!

(GONZALO knocks on the front door.)

(GONZALO knocks on the front door.)

(GONZALO knocks on the front door.)

(GONZALO knocks on the front door.)

(GONZALO knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
Oh, he's here!

GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!

GONZALO
AYE YO NIGGA

TRIP
No, he's right on time!

(GONZALO knocks on the front door.)

(GONZALO knocks on the front door.)

(GONZALO knocks on the front door.)

(GONZALO knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Gonzalo!!

TRIP
Ah  I'm so happy you could make it!     We haven't seen you in so long,  how's it going, man?

GONZALO
I'LL FUCK YO BITCH

TRIP
Uh...

TRIP
Well come on in...

TRIP
Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...

GONZALO
WHERE THE BITCHES AT NIGGA

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

(GONZALO picks up the phone.)

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Gonzalo,

(GONZALO puts down the phone.)

(GONZALO knocks on the front door.)

(GONZALO closes the front door.)

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like -- (interrupted)

(GONZALO kisses grace.)

GRACE
Oh, yes, let's...  (polite kiss on cheek)

(GONZALO kisses grace.)

GRACE
Aren't you sweet.

GONZALO
MELON

GRACE
So, -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Okay,    Gonzalo,  you know what?  I think you should leave. -- (interrupted)

(GONZALO kisses grace.)

TRIP
There's only so much you can expect to put up with, you know?

GONZALO
FUCK YOU

(Trip opens the front door.)

GONZALO
BITCH

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

GONZALO
NIGGA

GONZALO
FUCK YOU NIGGA

[jkid101094]

Aww. I missed it? Oh well.

[WitheredRose]

They hate melons. They think fruits are EVIL!