Jesus Chatline

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Perhaps you've heard of an internet broadcast called "The Jesus Chatline" which consists of two hosts: Richard Burnish and Steven Chilton.



I'll try not to bore you with a bunch of information, but it's pretty much all a joke. They have their own bible which Richard "wrote" called the Neon bible. and they have all this propaganda to go with it, like professional looking videos with testimonials about how Richard helped them. And images which they display during broadcasting at times, such as one where Richard is on a bed with Angelina Jolie and he is sitting back looking relaxed as if he is fighting off any sexual urges. And the show itself is probably one of the most hilarious things you've ever seen.

I've compiled a few videos from their recent shows and it's hilarious. Most the people who call in think they're the ones trolling him, but it's really them trolling each other. You'll see what I mean if you watch one of these videos.














I have never laughed so hard in ages.

Quoted from: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1097073

[jkid101094]

"If you trust in the lord, then you will not be left behind."
"But I'm Jewish, what do I do?"
*glances*
"Um...I-I think you're F'd."

I'm sorry for being "that guy" who quotes the video but if you haven't given these a look please do. Even I lol'd and that's saying something.