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>be me
>going on a trip to a musical
>riding on a bus
>driving back to the neighborhood
>Bus driver plays a song
>This song
>Every person sings along
>Loud as fuck
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>sister sitting next to me
>Lays on me
>hug each other, hoping to god that it will end
>song finally over
>"Hey Kids, wanna listen to that again?"
>"YEAH"
>Tear goes through my eye
>Wanting to kill self
>Bus comes to a screeching halt
>Strong as fuck man, leather jacket, glasses, with a pistol breaks in to the fucking bus
>"Come with me if you want to live."
>Me and my sister thanking the lord
>we come out of the bus
>We watch as the horrified people drive away
>They arrive at a nearby mcdonalds
>25 minutes later, tons of pieces of lard come out of the doorway
>They drive away singing the song
>Guy takes out his shotgun, shoots the fucking wheels
>bus falls to side
>bus fucking explodes
>looks to my right
>sees a pair of white floating teeth with floating eyes and glasses abducting a 10 year old girl
>"We're gonna play the game of Life."
>"Mommy! A Pair of White floating teeth is attacking me!"
>Pair of teeth takes girl to his apartment
>"Just sit right here gurl we gon get started."
>"Robert, what are you doing?"
>"NOTHING"
>10 year old tries to run
>Pair of teeth chases girl while holding a pack of skittles and arizona iced tea
>lights go out
>choking followed by snapping noise commences
>little girl cries in horror
>lights turn back on
>infront of her stands a mexican guy
>At his feet, a dying nigger
>"w-who is you cracka"
>"I'm the fucking neighbourhood watch."
>Mexican pops a cap in nigger's chest
>Mexican slowly, walks up to little girl and whispers in her ear
>"Aint no wrestlin' the Jewish Messican."

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Based on true events.

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The father I never had.