Rumour Patrol: Nintendo ditching Wii U for a new 'Wii U Compatible' Console

[jkid101094]

The Wii's controller is a dildo with a condom attachment, yet they find tablet controller hard to believe?

I don't know about you but I think it'd be really uncomfortable to shove a Wiimote up my ass.

[Hakudamashi]

I don't know about you but I think it'd be really uncomfortable to shove a Wiimote up my ass.

Don't knock it till you t- *shot*

[shadowDOESrock]

I don't know about you but I think it'd be really uncomfortable to shove a Wiimote up my ass.

I've seen a porno where they shove wiimotes up their muumuus.
They seemed to enjoy it.

[Hakudamashi]

I've seen a porno where they shove wiimotes up their muumuus.
They seemed to enjoy it.

And some people enjoy eating shit...

[shadowDOESrock]

And some people enjoy eating shit...

you are into some sick stuff

[Tanassy]

>Dolby

Fake. Nintendo don't wanna pay for that shit anymore.

-shot-

In all seriousness though, it's strange that something like this is out in the open. So, we all know that the moment Nintendo releases one console they've already got plans for the next.. check.
But.. Nintendo are so secretive and self-contained that there's almost no way a leak could have come out, especially in such detail and specifics. This also doesn't really fall into Nintendo's "Blue Ocean" idea, so.. maybe take it with a bucket of salt as opposed to just a pinch..


However, Nintendo has the opportunity to make a comeback, and if even the slightest idea of something like this is rolling around Nintendo headquarters as some sort of whisper, I think it's a good thing. I've already discussed the potential, what with the competing companies hoping extend console generations by a considerable amount of time.. for Nintendo to sweep in and take the next generation for their own.

it has it's risks.