The Most Embarrassing Moment in Recent Memory

[Hakudamashi]

So I was grocery shopping, minding my own business, until I saw this woman with the most spectacular ass I've ever seen, and she was wearing tight spats. It was soo fantastic that I yelled "Holy Moly" in my mind, only to realise that I did indeed say it out loud when someone said "Who says Holy Moly anymore?" and there were awkward stares abound.
I then had to make a swift tactical retreat.

[Ioshyriku]

What did the woman with the nice ass do?

I do crazy things all the time, I'm not even sure what embarrassing means anymore, It's the little things that tick me.

[Hakudamashi]

She looked up, I dunno what she did after that.

[Elija2]

This sounds like something that would happen in a dumb sitcom.

[Hakudamashi]

Ugh, that makes the memory worse
I can just imagine a stupid ass laugh track :u

[Elija2]

So what did the guy think you were saying holy moly about? Were you holding up a can of peas that were on sale or something?

[Hakudamashi]

I was just pushing my shopping cart.

Eyes on dat ass for a second before I tried to go on my way, but then I felt all the stares.

[Elija2]

That's what you get for not being discreet.

I mean seriously, who the hell says holy moly anymore?

[Hakudamashi]

I do, apparently.

[Elija2]

Well stop it or at least move on to the much more current expression "Ay, caramba!"

[jkid101094]

So I was grocery shopping, minding my own business, until I saw this woman with the most spectacular ass I've ever seen, and she was wearing tight spats. It was soo fantastic that I yelled "Holy Moly" in my mind, only to realise that I did indeed say it out loud when someone said "Who says Holy Moly anymore?" and there were awkward stares abound.
I then had to make a swift tactical retreat.

^Relevant

In that situation I would have choked too.
My mother would have to you to shout something back if I asked her.
My advice is that if something like that ever happens again just act natural. No one's going to realize you're checking out an ass if you're looking at the produce section.

Well stop it or at least move on to the much more current expression "Ay, caramba!"

Who are you, Bart Simpson?

[Hakudamashi]

Well stop it or at least move on to the much more current expression "Ay, caramba!"

Or be the black man that I am and say "Daaaaayuuuuummmmm"

[Elija2]

Or be the black man that I am and say "Daaaaayuuuuummmmm"

But that one would be even harder not to say out loud.

[Hakudamashi]

Probably.