Hamster Star Episode 3: Hamster + randomness = WTFZORZ?!

[Light the Hedgehog]

Stephen: oh this? i found it on my way here. *the Yoshi egg starts hatching* WOO!

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Elana:..How weird

[Light the Hedgehog]

*pikmin of different colors come out of the egg instead of a yoshi*

Stephen: now, that's just weird.

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Elana: O.o Omar aint here is he?

[Light the Hedgehog]

red Pikmin: hi! *digs up the red onion ship* YAYZ!

Yellow Pikmin: *digs up the yellow onion ship*

blue Pikmin: *digs up the blue onion ship*

OOC: onions are the pikmin's ships.

Stehpen: aww. aren't they just the cutest little things?

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Elana:..Akward yet kawaii

[Light the Hedgehog]

White pikmin: *digs up the white onion* long time no see, fellas!

Purple Pikmin: duh....

White: PURPLE! DIG UP YOUR ONION YOU GIANT DUMMY!

Purple: uh...okay. *starts digging up the purple onion*

Light: giant dummy. now where have i herad that before...

FLASH BACK

Light: BIG YOU GIANT DUMMY! you totally ruined my picture

Big the cat: uh....what?

UNFLASH BACK

Light: oh...right..

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Elana:..his name shouldda been retard the cat -.-'

[Light the Hedgehog]

Red: all these Onions seem so close to eachother...

Meeptaro:...meh....

Lucky: *jumps over to meeptaro: *HAI!

Meeptaro:...hi...

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Clarisa: a very energetic hamster, no?

Benzia: The hamsters look so happy together

[Light the Hedgehog]

Lucky: yes, yes i am.

Stephen: now where have i seen this before.....

FLASH BACK

some random person: DO YOU LIKE SUGAR?! I LIKE SUGAR! DO YOU LIEK COFFEE I LIEK COFFEE!!

Stephen:.....

UNFLASH BACK

Stephen: oh....right.

Light: hey, stephen, i have something to ask you.

Stephen: what is it?

Light: how come your still 11, while we are grown up and we have kids?

Stephen:...*shrugs*

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Elana: weird

[Light the Hedgehog]

Stephen: you know waht else is wierd?

Light: what?

Stephen: in Brawl you can't wave dash or L-Cancel!

*record scratch*

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Elana:*stares*

[Light the Hedgehog]

Stephen: well it is true!

Light: seriously? your talking about video games such as brawl. at a time liek this? and....what the heck is on my head?

Stephen: a zombie 'shroom.

Light: GET IT OFF! *runs around in circles*

Stephen: gets him every time.