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HereAndThere

Something you don't want to know i think =P

lolwu?

HMS7

Quote from: jeexx on November 22, 2009, 06:20:04 PM
Something you don't want to know i think =P
tell me NOW!!!!!*puts gun in jeexx's mouth*
behold I AM THE KNIGHT OF KUNCKLES

CradledEggle

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~Circa 2009; We were kids back then, just looking for a past time~


CradledEggle

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~Circa 2009; We were kids back then, just looking for a past time~

HMS7

behold I AM THE KNIGHT OF KUNCKLES

HereAndThere

Cuz ur fuckin' someone

hy the hell did i say that? O.O

CradledEggle

because you need to stop, think, maybe walk around listening to the album i uploaded, or listen to Fix You by Coldplay idks


k?
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~Circa 2009; We were kids back then, just looking for a past time~

HereAndThere


HMS7

behold I AM THE KNIGHT OF KUNCKLES

CradledEggle

..........dont interfere

the darkness that ravages through my soul wants to consume you, can it?
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~Circa 2009; We were kids back then, just looking for a past time~

HereAndThere


HMS7

behold I AM THE KNIGHT OF KUNCKLES


CradledEggle

NO
NO..THATS JUST MESSED UP JUST FOR THAT..


No Means No:

Guy: "Can we have sex now?"

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um.....no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.


5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop!"

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what? I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.


An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.


2 months later.........

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me? I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.


The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."


The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......


Girls, if this story touched you, put this in your journal as "No means no!"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put in your journal as 'I'll kill any idiot who does this to my girl, or any girl"
 

sad?
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~Circa 2009; We were kids back then, just looking for a past time~