Ask a Stupid Question and get a Stupid Answer

[Dracoslythe]

COWS

Chicken?

[Mephiles]

Nah, I think it's beef.

Is HOLY COW why some religions go against eating beef?

[Dracoslythe]

No, HOLY SHIT is. 


Uh...what about India?  Isn't it like...against the law or something there to harm a cow?  [[my mom would be safe, then.  8DDDD]]

[Mephiles]

No, it's against the law to harm a pig.

Why does heaven suck?

[Dracoslythe]

Because you're not there.  8D


WHy aren't you?

[Mephiles]

They had rules.

Where'd mine go?

[Dracoslythe]

In that skittles bag.

Where am I?

[Mephiles]

Wherever Waldo is.

Why does he hide?

[Dracoslythe]

In your browser's address bar.

Where else?
8D

[Mephiles]

Uh... under his bed?

Do you hate "answer/question"s in one sentence?

[Dracoslythe]

Nope, but I don't think Jesus likes them too much.

Who cares?

[Mephiles]

*silence* And that's just Jesus. He a hater.

Now why is that?

[Dracoslythe]

Because I'm alive.

Now why is THAT?

[Mephiles]

No one hates and wants to kill you.

>_> <_<

Why did I look around?

[Dracoslythe]

Because everyone on chat minus me wants to keel YOUUU, maybe?


Why?  D: