Ask a Stupid Question and get a Stupid Answer

[Ioshyriku]

With fire.

How can you get fire down there if there's no oxygen?

[CradledEggle]

A lighter.


How do I smash?

[Ioshyriku]

With a hammer.

Where will you find a hammer at this hour?

[Elija2]

At the hammer store.

But what if you don't have a hammer licence?

[Ioshyriku]

Then you're screwed.

Do you have a screwdriver?

[Hakudamashi]

I'll screw your driver.

Do you like waffles?

[jkid101094]

No. I don't like pancakes or french toast either.

Why am I so insane about anime girls?

[Hakudamashi]

Why the fuck wouldn't you be?

Do you have 99 words for boobs?

[jkid101094]

No, just one: irrelevant.

If you could see jkid marry one anime or game character who would it be?

[Elija2]

Wario.

Why does this thread still exist when everyone has their own asking thread now?

[Hakudamashi]

Because boobs.

Do you massage the left boob or right boob first?

[Ioshyriku]

Both at the same time.

Would you bang a female without penetration points?

[Elija2]

I'd sure as hell try.

Would you bang a male with penetration points?

[Hakudamashi]

No

Would you bang in a truck?

[jkid101094]

No, they're too small.

If you jizz in the dirt will a mandrake grow?