CHEESY PICKUP LINES

Started by CradledEggle, Jan 27, 2010 03:05 PM

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Ioshyriku

'' if you were a bugger, I'd always pick my nose'' (guess where I got this)

darknight

"saveing all the flopy data in your hardrive now" something random that happens in bed lol

HereAndThere

"Wanna see my hard drive? It's got alot of RAM, and it's not floppy"

ChaosDazer

"I want you inside of me."

Straight to the point.
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Mikey

"What has 47 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."


I used this one once and got smiled at. xD

RainbowBeautyRocks


CradledEggle

"If i was a watermelon, would you eat me up and spit out my seed?"
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~Circa 2009; We were kids back then, just looking for a past time~

RainbowBeautyRocks

"U!!!!! y u!!!!! u r.....a human!!!!!!! *gasp*

jkid101094

"Will you go out with me?"

WORST...PICKUP LINE...EVER!

*sips coke*
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Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

RainbowBeautyRocks

Coke!!!! (drinks all da coke) aaaahh........here u can have da can.

HMS7

"if i could stop time i would be with you every second"
wtf i cant think of a good one
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HereAndThere

"There, it's dead, and now i shall teach you of French Kissing."

HMS7

"do u know CPR becuz u made my stop"
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HereAndThere

"Do you work at UPS? 'Cause i'm sure you were just checking out my packages."

HMS7

"why is it that every time i look in ur eyes i can see myself in there"
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behold I AM THE KNIGHT OF KUNCKLES