CHEESY PICKUP LINES

[CradledEggle]

" how about today, I Rendel/Shube your wolf?"


i remember when that was like..a talked about thing lol

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

"u need.......ketchup"

[CradledEggle]

"is god missing an angel? cause i think i just found it."

[Skyle369]

"Are you a Scientist?
Because I'm in-lab with you"

By me, get it??? 

[Super Sonic Boom]

"If I was able to re-arrange the alphabet... I'd put "I" next to "U"."

[CradledEggle]

"Hey you got something on your breasts, my eyes."

[Light the Hedgehog]

"What has 47 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."


I used this one once and got smiled at. xD

WTF? i dunno any of these "pick-up" lines 'cuz 'm only 11. i might as well remember these though. *predicts own future* on second thought, probably not.

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

"Are you a Scientist?
Because I'm in-lab with you"

By me, get it??? 

no. "Well hello shadow!" what?!

[CradledEggle]

"Ever ridden a bull?I'd like to show you."

[Taz]

"LISTEN HERE BITCH, I'VE GOT A KNIFE AND IT'LL BE INSIDE YOUR GUT IF YOU DON'T SUCK MY DICK!"
You'll get a blowjob every time.

[Kirby]

Your new name should be candy, cause you're so sweet.

[Ioshyriku]

"LISTEN HERE BITCH, I'VE GOT A KNIFE AND IT'LL BE INSIDE YOUR GUT IF YOU DON'T SUCK MY DICK!"
You'll get a blowjob every time.

that counts as illegal rape

"is god missing an angel? cause i think i just found it."

damn, that's a good one

[CradledEggle]

"I heard you like to pole volt(or however you spell it), want me to show you my pole?"

[HMS7]

"I heard you like to pole volt(or however you spell it), want me to show you my pole?"

wow....thats cheesy

[Ioshyriku]

''If you were life, I would never die''