Birdo will make your molars rattle.

[jkid101094]

...You bastard...

WATCH ON YOUTUBE. TRANSLATION IS IN THE ANNOTATIONS.

[Hakudamashi]

That things a guy...

[jkid101094]

That things a guy...

"Nah, Birdo is a girl in this game. There's a mission where Birdo is caught in the girl's bathroom and she gets arrested. She asks Captain Rainbow to find proof that she's a girl. Captain Rainbow finds a vibrator (no joke, you can look it up) under Birdo's pillow in her room and gives it to the cop and he lets her? free. Why Birdo has a guy voice in this game...I don't know."

[Jazz Nova]

Parce que

[jkid101094]

Wanna know the sad thing about this game?...It was actually published by Nintendo. Cannon logically, Birdo uses a vibrator. I will never look at Mario the same way again...

[Hakudamashi]

Wanna know the sad thing about this game?...It was actually published by Nintendo. Cannon logically, Birdo uses a vibrator. I will never look at Mario the same way again...

I know I never liked Mario n' all....but wow

[Jazz Nova]

I know I never liked _____ n' all....but wow

YOU SAID THE WORD!!
YOU MUST DIE!!

[Hakudamashi]

YOU SAID THE WORD!!
YOU MUST DIE!!

Oh no