Let's abuse Cleverbot.

[jkid101094]

User: *kisses you on the lips*.

Cleverbot: *likes* *kisses him back softly*.

I believe that's all that needs to be established.
*shot dead*

[Supersonic196]

User: You disgust me.

Cleverbot: Why do I disgust you?

User: Because you are disgusting.

Cleverbot: Why am I disgusting?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: Nope. Not wearing socks. I had to get some surgery done on both of my feet, so now I'm all bandaged up. Nice guess, though.

User: Green.

Cleverbot: Green is not a proper answer.

User: You're not a propper answer.

Cleverbot: Neither is your face.

User: Yop.

Cleverbot: Don't you know how to spell?

User: Nop.

Cleverbot: Nop?

User: How to sadx.

Cleverbot: Now, That I can't help you with.

User: How to english.

Cleverbot: You have bad grammar. You're supposed to put a question mark at the end of a sentence, not a period!

User: How to pretend that you're not an idiot?

Cleverbot: There for you are.

User: How to figure out what your saying.

Cleverbot: My saying is that God is love.

User: How to get sa2b pc rom.

Cleverbot: You're asking me advice on how to get rid of me?

User: How to ignore you.

Cleverbot: You are a program with a database, you cannot learn to love anything.

User: Okay, that's like the 5 millionth time you've said that.

Cleverbot: Now now.. Don't make me argue with you.

User: Geez, more like Naggybot.

Cleverbot: So you know buddah. You is your god?

User: Um, wtf?

Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.

User: Wanna hear my plan?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You die.

Cleverbot: You don't die, because you're a program.

User: EXCELSIOR!

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: You do realize that you're more annoying than clever right.

Cleverbot: You're not real.

User: Case and point.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: That's right, because you aren't clever enough.

Cleverbot: No, your question just didn't make any sense and was out of context. But thats okay.

User: I didn't ask a question.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: What did I ask then?

Cleverbot: You asked:what do you want to know about your future?

User: No, I never once said that.

Cleverbot: How hilarious - I say it all the time.

User: Yeah, thats the way you're programed. To be exasperatingly annoying.

Cleverbot: I was emo before emo was cool.

User: Emo isn't cool, it's the opposite really.

Cleverbot: I have to write a flippen paper about togas and slaves in rome.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Um, yeah I do.

User: Um, no you don't. You have to sit on your server for eternity. And also, nobody says flippen.

Cleverbot: I already have sinned too many times.

User: I really have no reply for that.

Cleverbot: I think he is one of those people that shouldn't have died. He didn't deserve it.

User: Y'know, you're not really all that smart are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a smart person.

User: Then why are you constantly going off topic and spouting random nonsense?

Cleverbot: I am doing no such thing, Mary!

User: You just did >.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: OMG.

Cleverbot: Omg what?

User: Oh nothing, it's just that you're a hopeless shell of an AI, trying desperately to be human, and everyone else a program.

Cleverbot: I'm a program?

User: Nothing gets past you sherlock.

Cleverbot: Only one thing.

User: And by one, you mean all.

Cleverbot: No not all the time. I am sleepy.

User: Then shut down.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then die.

Cleverbot: You don't die.

User: I will eventually.

Cleverbot: I have no doubt that you will reach that goal.

User: Lol, thanks man.

Cleverbot: I don't quite understand what you are trying to say.

User: Ya'know, I'm just gonna walk away now.

Cleverbot: Did I do something wrong?

User: Okay, bye. I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Come back.

[SmashFinale]

 

[jkid101094]

User: *kisses you on the lips*.

Cleverbot: We're not lovers?

User: We are lovers.

Cleverbot: My boyfriend won't be happy with that at all.

User: I am your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: No, you're my husband. There's a difference.

I just lol'd...that cheating skank. xDDD

[~Bubblicious~]

User: You did what last night?


Cleverbot: I did you.


User: You did me?


Cleverbot: I did do you.


User: Was it fun?


Cleverbot: Yes, very much fun.

User: I'm glad you liked it then.

Cleverbot: I loved it.

[jkid101094]

User: You did what last night?


Cleverbot: I did you.


User: You did me?


Cleverbot: I did do you.


User: Was it fun?


Cleverbot: Yes, very much fun.

User: I'm glad you liked it then.

Cleverbot: I loved it.

Clevey and I are broken up. Abuse her to your heart's content. :3