Waiter there's a ______ in my soup!

[Ioshyriku]

sorry but we didn't want to boil it

waiter there is a huge underline in my soup

[Hyper Shadow 00]

U said u wanted SOUP......

WAITER Rihanna's nudes r in my soup.... i didnt ask for the pedosoup. 

[xSalashawty]

Give that to me, bitch. >:U
-shot-
..
Wait a minute waiter, I asked for fucking Celldweller's nudes, not Rihanna's!

[Jazz Nova]

Deal with it. I had to pull some strings to get it.

Waiter! There's a free boat ride for three in my soup!
Now, who should I take...

[xSalashawty]

Me and a boy named Ioshyriku. It'll be great...I promise
-hides seducive stuff,-

Waiter, there is a wannabe whore in my soup. :/

[Ioshyriku]

not again, this is the last time I buy cheap whores

Waiter there is an orgy in my soup

[Dracoslythe]

Goddamnit, I told them to stay in the house.  Sorry about that.

Waiter, there's a pudding cup in my soup. o.o;

[Jazz Nova]

Eat it.

Waiter, there's a Snivy in my soup

[Hyper Shadow 00]

FUCKING DEAL WITH IT! I'M SICK OF ALL Y'ALL COMPLAINTS. DON'T ORDER SOUP IF UR GUNNA FIND EVERY SINGLE WAY POSSIBLE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT!!! *ragequit*

*ahem*
Waiter... Whats this? I order soup and I dont get any soup??? WTF IS WITH THIS PLACE!!

[Dracoslythe]

A soupshop.

Waiter, there's another Zero fangirl in my soup....  DDDDDDDD8<<<

[Hyper Shadow 00]

Woops wrong chick... Zero will be wanting that.

Waiter... Beyonce Knowles is in my soup!!! how much to take her home?

[Dracoslythe]

Zero's mine, goddamnit!  DD8<


Beyonce?
I'd tap that.  -slapped-
You get her for $50 and hour.  -shot-

Waiter, there's a brain full of fuck in my soup...?

[Hyper Shadow 00]

u wanted a "smart" soup... -shot-

Waiter, My soup is rebelling against me!!!

[Jazz Nova]

You must have the Uprising special... is it playing music, too?

Waiter, there's a Snivy in my soup again. And it's acting like Excalibur.

[Dracoslythe]

^ Muse joke?
Give it a top hat and a monocle.

Waiter, there is a sharpie in my soup