Waiter there's a ______ in my soup!

[Ioshyriku]

It's the playboy-based soup but the girl got mutations

Waiter there's an engine in my soup

[tails prower]

i will never ever let eggman make soup again


soup there is a dragon in my waiter

[jkid101094]

You better stop watching furry porn...and smoking pot.

Waiter, there's a Hugh Hefner in my soup...And he's not sharing! Dx

[Mikey]

Ask nicely. =)

Waiter theres a penis in my soup

[jkid101094]

Suck it, fuck face. *shot dead*

Waiter, there's a John Holmes in my soup. D=<

[Tanassy]

That's some big bowl of soup you got there..

Waiter! There's a master sword in my soup!

[jkid101094]

Fucking Link...I thought we banned his ass...SECURITY!

Security! Link is hiding under my chicken noodles!

[Ioshyriku]

give him the master sword back and he'll run away

Waiter where the heck is my soup?

[jkid101094]

Up my ass. I wanted to see if that thing from South Park really worked.

Waiter, there's a severed head in my soup and he won't shut up and let me eat. D<

[Ioshyriku]

that's why we had a ''earplugs only'' sign at the entrance

Waiter there is a black hole in my soup

[xSalashawty]

-shoves you in-
that's what you get for complainin', bitch.

Waiter, there is a ghost in my soup!

[Ioshyriku]

the cook died today

Waiter there isn't any soup in my boul/plate

[jkid101094]

the cook died today

Waiter there isn't any soup in my boul/plate

That's because it's on your lap because you stuck it on a plate like a dumbass.

Waiter, there's a Dracoslythe in my soup.

[xSalashawty]

That's why it's called the Draccimuffinz soup.

Waiter, there is a NiGHTS in my soup.
I liked it better when Mr. Ioshyriku was in thurr D: -shot-

[jkid101094]

*steals and noms it*

Waiter, there's a hedgehog in my soup.