Official "Odd Dreams" Topic

[jkid101094]

You don't know that.

[Elija2]

I'm almost 100% positive.

[Hakudamashi]

They don't need to know.

[jkid101094]

So then tell me how?

[Hakudamashi]

It's underwear isn't it?

[Elija2]

Step 1: Buy women's clothes
Step 2: Put on women's clothes
Step 3: Jerk off in women's clothes

That last step is optional.

[jkid101094]

Step 1: Buy women's clothes

With what money and what car?

Step 2: Put on women's clothes

Kinda hard to do in a house with 10 people and broken locks on every door.

Step 3: Jerk off in women's clothes

Why would I even want to do that?

[Elija2]

With what money and what car?

Are you really that dependent on your mom? Undies aren't that expensive. Take a bus or something.

Kinda hard to do in a house with 10 people and broken locks on every door.

Does your family not know/accept that you're trans?

Either way, they won't be able to know if you're wearing women's underwear.

Why would I even want to do that?

You've jacked off to much weirder things before.

[jkid101094]

Are you really that dependent on your mom? Undies aren't that expensive. Take a bus or something.

Yes. I don't work and I'm terrified of being alone or driving. I need either her of Savannah next to me to even function in public.

Does your family not know/accept that you're trans?

Both.

Either way, they won't be able to know if you're wearing women's underwear.

I'm more interested in the night gown, honestly.

You've jacked off to much weirder things before.

Name one.

[Elija2]

Yes. I don't work and I'm terrified of being alone or driving. I need either her of Savannah next to me to even function in public.

Well let this quest for women's clothing be your motivation for having less anxiety and being more independent.

Both.

You tell them about your dreams of wearing women's clothing but they don't know that you're trans?

I'm more interested in the night gown, honestly.

Well if you wear them at night when everyone's asleep you can probably get away with it.

Name one.

Uhh, plant and slime girls?

[jkid101094]

Well let this quest for women's clothing be your motivation for having less anxiety and being more independent.

If anything that'd make me even more anxious.

You tell them about your dreams of wearing women's clothing but they don't know that you're trans?

They just laughed at me. They know my medication gives me weird dreams.

Well if you wear them at night when everyone's asleep you can probably get away with it.

Thank you, Captain Obvious, except that people here are up and down all night.

Uhh, plant and slime girls?

Not quite.

[Elija2]

If anything that'd make me even more anxious.

You can't stay in your room, makin' games and relaxing in total comfort forever.

They just laughed at me. They know my medication gives me weird dreams.

Would it be too much of a stretch to tell them that your medication also makes you want to wear women's clothing?

Thank you, Captain Obvious, except that people here are up and down all night.

Well excuse me for trying to be helpful! And how the fuck do all of the doors in your house have broken locks? Do you guys keep the bathroom door unlocked when taking a dump?

Not quite.

I'm pretty sure getting off to wearing women's clothing is way more common than getting off to plant and slime girls. Even cis dudes get off to that sometimes.

[jkid101094]

You can't stay in your room, makin' games and relaxing in total comfort forever.

Just watch me.

Would it be too much of a stretch to tell them that your medication also makes you want to wear women's clothing?

Yes. Very much so.

Well excuse me for trying to be helpful! And how the fuck do all of the doors in your house have broken locks? Do you guys keep the bathroom door unlocked when taking a dump?

Mon keeps all her pills in mine and my brothers room so assholes that try to break in have broken all the locks. And yes, said assholes are family members.

I'm pretty sure getting off to wearing women's clothing is way more common than getting off to plant and slime girls. Even cis dudes get off to that sometimes.

>Implying cisgender people van't masturbate to plant and slime girls.

[Elija2]

Just watch me.

Fine, enjoy being too much of a coward to wear women's clothing!

...that doesn't really sound like a cowardly thing, but in this case it is!

Mon keeps all her pills in mine and my brothers room so assholes that try to break in have broken all the locks. And yes, said assholes are family members.

Your family is kinda messed up. If your mom and sister can accept other family members being assholes but can't accept you being trans, then that's just sad.

>Implying cisgender people van't masturbate to plant and slime girls.

They can (and do), but it's nowhere near as common.

[jkid101094]

Fine, enjoy being too much of a coward to wear women's clothing!

...that doesn't really sound like a cowardly thing, but in this case it is!

Alrighty, then.

Your family is kinda messed up. If your mom and sister can accept other family members being assholes but can't accept you being trans, then that's just sad.

Or maybe I'm just paranoid.

They can (and do), but it's nowhere near as common.

Prove it with numbers.