Ask jkid Anything You Want. ANYTHING.

[jkid101094]

Maybe with my last wish I should ask for a freezer big enough for them, huh?

[Hakudamashi]

The fuck am I to do that?
That's like asking me to find a person that dreams of fucking Lisa Ann.

[jkid101094]

Oh come on, find me one example where people on the internet were hitting on a 7 year old girl.

Oh my God, Eli.

You've never looked through YouTube comments, have you?

[Elija2]

Oh my God, Eli.

You've never looked through YouTube comments, have you?

Dude, I see people creeping on girls all the time but not when they're SEVEN YEARS OLD.

[Hakudamashi]

Well you're not eveywhere at once now are you?

[Elija2]

No but if you guys say that it happens all the time then I'm sure you'd have an example to share with me.

[Hakudamashi]

Because I also have access to a time machine...

[Elija2]

You need a time machine to give me examples of something that you say happens all the time?

[Hakudamashi]

Nobody here is saying it happens all the time, I dunno where you got that from.

And yes I do, cause why would I want to go back looking through things I don't like just to find an example for you?
No thanks, either you take our word for it or forget about it.

[Elija2]

Then I guess I'll forget about it.

So jkid, how are you feeling today?

[jkid101094]

Like shit. Thanks for asking.

[Hakudamashi]

Would it make you feel better if I danced naked?

[jkid101094]

No.

[Elija2]

Will it make you feel better if I stop asking you to play Monster Hunter with me?

[jkid101094]

Infinitely.