Ask jkid Anything You Want. ANYTHING.

Hakudamashi · December 23, 2013, 06:09:03 AM

Who do you feel you will use more in Smash 4? Peach or Rosalina?

jkid101094 · December 23, 2013, 06:21:59 AM

I never used Peach that much in the other games so probably Rosalina, though you can bet your ass that I'll be getting their trophies first.

Hakudamashi · December 23, 2013, 06:27:57 AM

If Peach and Rosalina engaged in a mud wrestling match, would you fap?

jkid101094 · December 23, 2013, 07:03:11 AM

Wouldn't even have to think twice.

Hakudamashi · December 23, 2013, 09:13:06 AM

If you were a fictional video game character who was only capable of real world expressions, and you were in a mud wrestling arena spectating a tournament because your friend dragged you, and the announcer said that because they were understaffed, they had to get someone from audience to clean off and wash down the participants after each of their matches and they picked you, and the participants were Peach, Rosalina, Samus, Noel Vermillion, Shantae, human girl that looks like Labrys, Yukari, and Serena as you read the tournament list, what would you be your reaction? Would you go through with it? How would you go about the day?

Also, they will not harm the "washer" as they had to agree to do so in order to enter, but at the same time, they are permitted to self defense if they are sexually harassed.

jkid101094 · December 23, 2013, 09:30:29 AM

I'd rather not. That's kinda weird.

I can't wash myself much less other people anyway.

Hakudamashi · December 23, 2013, 09:49:16 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on December 23, 2013, 09:30:29 AM
I'd rather not. That's kinda weird.

That's not what I asked...

jkid101094 · December 23, 2013, 10:18:09 AM

Let me rephrase my answer.

I'd try to do everything in my power to decline the offer out of fear and embarrassment.

Hakudamashi · December 23, 2013, 10:48:22 AM

If you don't wash yourself, then who washes you?

jkid101094 · December 23, 2013, 10:59:31 AM

I do, of course, but that's not to say I haven't very nearly killed myself in the shower before. Shit is slippery as fuck.

Hakudamashi · December 23, 2013, 11:07:30 AM

Ever considered getting a mat?

jkid101094 · December 23, 2013, 11:12:20 AM

Give me the money.

Hakudamashi · December 23, 2013, 11:19:40 AM

What would your initial reaction be if you unlocked Shantae as a playable character in SSB4, AND you were the first one to do it? Nintendo kept it secret and noone else knew.

jkid101094 · December 23, 2013, 11:22:55 AM

I'd flip my shit and post a video.

Hakudamashi · December 23, 2013, 11:53:52 AM

Boxers or briefs?