OK Really? Tell Me Who's Unfair Here.

[Dracoslythe]

So for the past few days, my bf and I have had a falling out because he wants to be up my ass every second of the day, but I'm in one of those moods where I just want to be left alone.  By "up my ass" I mean even during school, when he KNOWS I can't text, he'll send me 394803840329 messages like "hi?"  "hey?"  "baby?"  "hello?"  "-sigh-"

So we finally went head-to-head about it.

That's just a taste of the conversation.  But that last line is REALLY what pissed me off.
That and the fact that he had to bring FACEBOOK into this conversation.
Really?  Grasping at straws.

My thoughts:


Then he got the gall to ask me if I thought he was wrong.  YES I THINK HE IS WRONG.
How the shit am I being unfair to him!?


The only reason this isn't in spam is because I'm dead serious, which doesn't happen too often, so soak it up, motherfuckers.  -slapped-



...what.

Yes, I admit, like every stupid teenager, I've tried dumb things once.  But immediately regretted the choice (I trust you guys enough to tell y'all this.  I haven't told anyone else.)
And it's not fair to him that I refuse to put myself in an uncomfortable position when there's porn littering the internet?


Another installment.  I facepalmed SO fucking hard.

[jkid101094]

Tell the kid to go jerk off. You're not the kind of slut to degrade yourself, even for him. If he can't understand that a relationship is more than tits he needs to get his head set straight.

[Dracoslythe]

Tell the kid to go jerk off. You're not the kind of slut to degrade yourself, even for him. If he can't understand that a relationship is more than tits he needs to get his head set straight.

Quoting MSN because I'm lazy.
This about sums it up:

[Elija2]

Break up with him.

[jkid101094]

Break up with him.

Be serious, Eli. Really. :U

[Dracoslythe]

Be serious, Eli. Really. :U

That's just how Eli is.

[Elija2]

To be honest, do you really think your relationship with him has a chance of going anywhere? I have no idea who this guy is, but he seems to be overbearing and is getting upset over a pretty trivial matter. The fact that he's pushing his sexual needs onto you even though you're clearly uncomfortable with it isn't good either. He also doesn't seem to be very supportive. All signs point to a cruddy relationship. Is there any reason not to break up with him?

[jkid101094]

To be honest, do you really think your relationship with him has a chance of going anywhere? I have no idea who this guy is, but he seems to be overbearing and is getting upset over a pretty trivial matter. The fact that he's pushing his sexual needs onto you even though you're clearly uncomfortable with it isn't good either. He also doesn't seem to be very supportive. All signs point to a cruddy relationship. Is there any reason not to break up with him?

From what she's told me they've been dating for 2 years and he was never like this before. She doesn't want this to be a breakup and if she doesn't then I'm willing to help her try to keep it. I'm hoping that after she talks to him and he decides to drop it things will go back to normal.

I have to say all my respect for Afroman has poofed into oblivion tonight.

[Dracoslythe]

From what she's told me they've been dating for 2 years and he was never like this before. She doesn't want this to be a breakup and if she doesn't then I'm willing to help her try to keep it. I'm hoping that after she talks to him and he decides to drop it things will go back to normal.

I have to say all my respect for Afroman has poofed into oblivion tonight.

This.
He's never been like this.  Ever.
I know, being 400 miles away is hard, but this is just fucking ridiculous.

[Mephiles]

try to put more emphasis on your situation, rather than his, since he's always free

if that doesn't work, then you got a real problem..

[jkid101094]

All is well and jkid is to thank for it because jkid is amazing.

*slapped silly*

[nazo unleashed]

If he really IS feeling sexual tension of some sort, just tell him to fap, that's what everyone does. Like, come on now, i'm tired of seeing people like him trying to rush their partners into sex, if they want sex that badly, find somebody else who can GIVE it to them, because if that's all you want in a relationship, then you don't deserve a relationship. Point Blank.

[SmashFinale]

If he really IS feeling sexual tension of some sort, just tell him to fap, that's what everyone does. Like, come on now, i'm tired of seeing people like him trying to rush their partners into sex, if they want sex that badly, find somebody else who can GIVE it to them, because if that's all you want in a relationship, then you don't deserve a relationship. Point Blank.

Huh, Strange. i was gonna say that. Well not the fap part, but everything else, yeah.

[Dracoslythe]

If he really IS feeling sexual tension of some sort, just tell him to fap, that's what everyone does. Like, come on now, i'm tired of seeing people like him trying to rush their partners into sex, if they want sex that badly, find somebody else who can GIVE it to them, because if that's all you want in a relationship, then you don't deserve a relationship. Point Blank.

I did.
I was like "there's porn littering the internet.  have fun."

[Hakudamashi]

Tell him to watch "School Days"
If that doesn't work, then he's got some serious problems