Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

[jkid101094]

Eww. Just eww.

[Hakudamashi]

Waddup with the straw guard on Leo's belly?

[Ioshyriku]

And here's the trailer.


Sorry for the bump, but I thought making another post for this would've been pointless.

[jkid101094]

What the fuck.

[Hakudamashi]

And here's the trailer.


Sorry for the bump, but I thought making another post for this would've been pointless.

They're giving April her yellow jacket, and I think the turtles look neat.

[shadowDOESrock]

And here's the trailer.


Sorry for the bump, but I thought making another post for this would've been pointless.

Jesus christ, it's the original comic book plot!
Hold me tight!

[Hakudamashi]

Don't fuck this up.

[jkid101094]

I'm confused, but I guess I'm a bit outdated on my turtle lore.
Post Merge: March 29, 2014, 03:54:00 PM

[shadowDOESrock]

Well... Spoilers.
Also, that... Shredder... wow, okay.
Also, is that Mortal Kombat 9 stage music playing?
Also, they're making fun of the Alien-thing

[Hakudamashi]

That looks less impressive than I initially thought.

[shadowDOESrock]

Here are a bunch of excerpts from TMNT Movie Reviews

Topless Robot - "The way people have been talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you'd think Michael Bay directed it. After seeing it, you may wish he had. I did."

Hollywood Reporter - "Liebesman relies on his genre-film resume to keep events moving at a brisk clip and the motion-capture process employed to facilitate live-action integration with cutting-edge VFX looks superior onscreen ..."

Screen International - "The impersonal, derivative "Turtles" reboots the titular heroes, deciding in the process that they might as well just be Transformers with green skin and martial arts skills."

IGN - "Despite the strange revamp of the Turtles into huge, superpowered behemoths who seem ready to throw down with Colossus or the Thing, the film does a nice job of capturing their brotherly in-fighting, camaraderie and rapport."

The Wrap - "A movie that takes its characters and its premise seriously, until it doesn't, and that operates at two speeds: tortoise (ponderous) and hare (head-spinning)."

and finally Variety - "Neither a particularly good movie nor the pop-cultural travesty that some were dreading."

[Hakudamashi]

Sounds like this movie's just kinda there
I'm dissapoint.

[jkid101094]

Here are a bunch of excerpts from TMNT Movie Reviews

Topless Robot - "The way people have been talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you'd think Michael Bay directed it. After seeing it, you may wish he had. I did."

Hollywood Reporter - "Liebesman relies on his genre-film resume to keep events moving at a brisk clip and the motion-capture process employed to facilitate live-action integration with cutting-edge VFX looks superior onscreen ..."

Screen International - "The impersonal, derivative "Turtles" reboots the titular heroes, deciding in the process that they might as well just be Transformers with green skin and martial arts skills."

IGN - "Despite the strange revamp of the Turtles into huge, superpowered behemoths who seem ready to throw down with Colossus or the Thing, the film does a nice job of capturing their brotherly in-fighting, camaraderie and rapport."

The Wrap - "A movie that takes its characters and its premise seriously, until it doesn't, and that operates at two speeds: tortoise (ponderous) and hare (head-spinning)."

and finally Variety - "Neither a particularly good movie nor the pop-cultural travesty that some were dreading."

...and now for the only review that matters:

[shadowDOESrock]

...and now for the only review that matters:

Yes, Doug Walkers =P