I hear that KFC is going bankrupt.

Started by Link, October 06, 2013, 04:24:52 AM

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+100000 to whoever photoshops "I still love you!" part to a kfc-related thing

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Hakudamashi

OR ELSE!
Compliments to our Goddess for this piece of superspecialawesome!
DO NOTCLICK!
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Quote from: xSalashawty on October 06, 2013, 09:43:05 AM

+100000 to whoever photoshops "I still love you!" part to a kfc-related thing

Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, friends— future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the inexplicable— that is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing you the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived this dreadful ordeal. The incidents, the places... My friend, we can't keep this a secret any longer! Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend... Can your heart stand the shocking facts about Niggers from Planet earth?


The doors had just closed. Before Colonel Sanders stepped out of his Closing restaurant, he said "I will miss you. You have supplied me with enough chicken to feed greedy niggers for 77 years." He sighed. "Goodbye, my sweet prince." he took two slow steps out of his restaurant, and slowly closed the door. While he was walking out, two niggers wearing gold chains  and whadamelins in their hands went by him and hugged him. After that, they asked him "Why was it closed?" The Colonel Responded with a straight response. "Ronald McDonald." Meanwhile, Ronald mcdonald was laughing his ass off at all the niggers that broke into the closing KFCs, Praying for their god, Mr. Popo, described as the Nigrah of all years, to magically reopen the restaurant while they were buttfucking white women. Some other niggers were swinging their fake gold chains around their necks while using white women to break into mcdonalds and rob all the chicken. The niggers were everywhere. And one nigger could not take it. He was immobile, and with his family in his room. His heart rate was going down, and his family said their last words to him. His son got up to tell him " We are gathered here today to mourn the greatest restaurant of all time. This was the restaurant that provided us with the only thing we need to live. We have lost our restaurant, and as a result of this, our father is dying. He sobbed, while wiping the tear off his face. Father, even if you are dying, (SOB) SOMEWHERE DEEP IN MY HEART, I STILL LUV U!
The father started to break some tears, and then he started crying more and more, until he went into a big crying fest. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
He then died of too much KFC, and then his family left And did not give a fuck. Then the niggers became zombies and banged all the white women while Eating watermelons and drinking an excess amount of kool-aid.

The End.

Supersonic196

Quote from: Link on October 07, 2013, 11:54:57 AM
Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, friends— future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the inexplicable— that is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing you the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived this dreadful ordeal. The incidents, the places... My friend, we can't keep this a secret any longer! Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend... Can your heart stand the shocking facts about Niggers from Planet earth?


The doors had just closed. Before Colonel Sanders stepped out of his Closing restaurant, he said "I will miss you. You have supplied me with enough chicken to feed greedy niggers for 77 years." He sighed. "Goodbye, my sweet prince." he took two slow steps out of his restaurant, and slowly closed the door. While he was walking out, two niggers wearing gold chains  and whadamelins in their hands went by him and hugged him. After that, they asked him "Why was it closed?" The Colonel Responded with a straight response. "Ronald McDonald." Meanwhile, Ronald mcdonald was laughing his ass off at all the niggers that broke into the closing KFCs, Praying for their god, Mr. Popo, described as the Nigrah of all years, to magically reopen the restaurant while they were buttfucking white women. Some other niggers were swinging their fake gold chains around their necks while using white women to break into mcdonalds and rob all the chicken. The niggers were everywhere. And one nigger could not take it. He was immobile, and with his family in his room. His heart rate was going down, and his family said their last words to him. His son got up to tell him " We are gathered here today to mourn the greatest restaurant of all time. This was the restaurant that provided us with the only thing we need to live. We have lost our restaurant, and as a result of this, our father is dying. He sobbed, while wiping the tear off his face. Father, even if you are dying, (SOB) SOMEWHERE DEEP IN MY HEART, I STILL LUV U!
The father started to break some tears, and then he started crying more and more, until he went into a big crying fest. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
He then died of too much KFC, and then his family left And did not give a fuck. Then the niggers became zombies and banged all the white women while Eating watermelons and drinking an excess amount of kool-aid.

The End.

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