Fantasy Life - If Animal Crossing and Final Fantasy had a cute baby

[Hakudamashi]

Yes I will

I can't carry my Wii U to the bathroom
Or the bus
Or the bank
Or school
Or when I'm rushed to go to a friend's house
Or in the car

Whether or not I go online with it is a different story.

[Elija2]

Your Wii U's signal doesn't reach the bathroom?

And you seriously play video games at the bank?

[Hakudamashi]

My bathroom is pretty far from where my Wii U is. It can work, but I gotta sit in a very specific position... which is not happenin.

And yes I do, those lines can get pretty long. As well as the times I'm in the waiting room for renewals and stuff.

[Elija2]

Why would you even want to play in the bathroom anyway? Just finish your business and get out of there.

[Hakudamashi]

Constipation
Diarrhoea

That awkward feeling when you still feel like shitting but it doesn't come out when you push, so you sit there till your ass hurts.

[Elija2]

How often does that happen?

[Hakudamashi]

How often is irrelevant, the point is it happens, and Smash 3DS is nice to have when it happens.

[Elija2]

Because for some reason you can't handle sitting on the toilet for a few minutes without a videogame in your hands.

[Hakudamashi]

I can
But then I'd be sitting there doing nothing.
Would it magically make the situation better if it were a book?

[Elija2]

You're not sitting there doing nothing, you're sitting there taking a dump.

[Hakudamashi]

Which I can do while doing something else.
Shitting is kind of an involuntary action, it takes effort to not shit.
So while my body is just doing it's business, I can be doing something else.

[Elija2]

I wouldn't bring any of my gizmo gadgets into the bathroom with me. I wouldn't want to contaminate my 3DS with poopy particles.

[Hakudamashi]

Don't you wash your hands?

[Elija2]

Of course I do, but bathrooms are inherently gross.

[Hakudamashi]

You don't clean your bathroom?