Fantasy Life - If Animal Crossing and Final Fantasy had a cute baby

[jkid101094]

Well when when they finally hit the floor we can do the Ancient Tower trials and unlock my one true waifu, Celestia.

[Elija2]

What level do I need to be for my balls to successfully hit the floor?

[jkid101094]

100.

[Elija2]

Well, I'm a quarter of the way there!

[jkid101094]

Wow, you really are far behind me.

[Elija2]

That's why I'm telling you to slow down and give me a chance to catch up!

[jkid101094]

Oh well.

[Elija2]

You'd rather burn through Fantasy Life than wait for me while playing another game?

[jkid101094]

If I play RF4 I'm going to get caught up in that and not want to play Fantasy Life anymore.

[Elija2]

Not when you find out how much better Fantasy Life is.

But if you play Fantasy Life too much you're gonna get burned out and not want to play it anymore.

[jkid101094]

So...

Origin Island Ending > Main Game Ending

As much of a crush as I have on Celestia watching her and Divinius fight is hilarious.

[Elija2]

Don't spoil it for me, you tit!

And I thought we were gonna go through the DLC together! You're so mean.

[jkid101094]

I never promised you anything. Besides the story is so short that you spend more of it in Riveria than you do on the island. There are entire parts of the island I haven't even set foot on if you're that hellbent on playing with me.

I, for one, will be reaching Creator's rank for Paladin. Then I can pass down all my forged armor and weapons down to other players.

[Elija2]

Fuck it, I'll just convince Haku to buy the game and play with him.

[jkid101094]

Whine whine moan moan.
Not like you have to be as good as me to play with me.