Girls Explain the Best Parts About Being a Guy

[jkid101094]

Spoiler: There are no good parts.

[Elija2]

Wow, being a guy is awesome! I don't know why you'd ever want to be a girl!

[Meme Master Flex]

Before I went into this, I knew I was going to hear babies and periods.

And I wasn't disappointed.

[Ioshyriku]

I am proud to be a man! But, I wouldn't mind if babes take advantage of me, not necessary after drinking since I don't do that, but still.
Girls have it easy.

Well not really take advantage, but you know...

[Hakudamashi]

Y'know another awesome thing about being a guy?

We can afford to wear the same underwear for days.

[Elija2]

Y'know another awesome thing about being a guy?

We can afford to wear the same underwear for days.

We can!?!?

I've been changing my underwear every day like an idiot!

[Hakudamashi]

We can

The only fluids we need to worry about are pee and sperm, which takes months upon months of constant exposure before we get sick from them, and also they don't start to stink until like, 2 weeks.

Women on the other hand, have blood, and other vaginal fluids flowing out of them on a daily basis, they have to change their panties everyday or they'll get sick, and it stinks, really bad.
And don't get me started on when they're having their period.

[Elija2]

I guess I never considered wearing crusty underwear to be one of the best parts of being a guy.

[Hakudamashi]

Take it more to mean it's not the end of the world if you forget to do the laundry.

[Ioshyriku]

But it's harder to clean.

[Hakudamashi]

Noone is going to see it
And those that do see it won't care.

[Elija2]

And those that do see it won't care.

If I'm about to have sex with a girl and she sees my shit-stained underwear, she'd probably care.

[Hakudamashi]

Doesn't matter had sex.

[Elija2]

Doesn't matter had sex.

Does matter, didn't have sex because she's grossed out by my undies.

[Hakudamashi]

Eli, let's be real here.

If you're serious enough to have a girlfriend
1). You wouldn't be wearing your shitstained underwear when you decide to hang out with her
2). You'd probably make sure you're always clean in the first place so you wouldn't have shit-stained underwear for her to find.

If you do, then good on her for leaving your disgusting ass.