Girls Explain the Best Parts About Being a Guy

[Elija2]

My phone was on the couch. I don't live in a couch, I live around a couch.

She couldn't tell the difference because it was a double chocolate chip cookie.

[Hakudamashi]

If your phone is on the couch, then why did you get up?

If you sat on the cookie, the spot would appear bright on the outside, a shit-stain would be bright on the inside and dull from the outside for obvious reasons.


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Real talk for a sec
If you meet a woman that really can't tell the difference
Run
And don't look back.

[Elija2]

This made-up story has gone on for longer than it should have.

[Hakudamashi]

Another great thing about being a guy?
We only need friction to get off.
Women need to get in the mood.

[Elija2]

Another great thing about being a guy?
We only need friction to get off.
Women need to get in the mood.

Well we kinda need to get in the mood too, otherwise our dicks would be too limp to get off.