Ask Haku all of the things.

Hakudamashi · May 12, 2015, 10:50:20 AM

Sure.

Elija2 · May 12, 2015, 10:57:35 AM

Do you want Sega to try making a Mario game?

Hakudamashi · May 12, 2015, 11:08:33 AM

Sure.

Elija2 · May 12, 2015, 11:56:10 AM

If you were a superhero, what would your superhero name be?

Hakudamashi · May 12, 2015, 01:10:43 PM

The Master Baiter.

Elija2 · May 12, 2015, 01:16:54 PM

And what would your...uhh...'superpower' be?

Hakudamashi · May 12, 2015, 01:25:12 PM

To bait any living thing to do anything.

Elija2 · May 12, 2015, 01:28:09 PM

Will you use your powers for good or evil?

Hakudamashi · May 12, 2015, 04:01:10 PM

Depends on my mood.

Elija2 · May 12, 2015, 05:06:54 PM

What's the oldest age for a girl who you would fuck?

Hakudamashi · May 13, 2015, 02:57:57 AM

Age is but a number.

Elija2 · May 13, 2015, 07:48:59 AM

Would you fuck a 90-year-old?

Hakudamashi · May 13, 2015, 02:10:13 PM

If she's still pretty, sure.
If she's my wife I'd still do it regardless, assuming my penis still works.

Elija2 · May 13, 2015, 02:15:23 PM

Would you rather only be able to jerk off or only be able to have sex?

Hakudamashi · May 13, 2015, 02:38:34 PM

Only be able to jerk off.