Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

I still can, amazingly.

[Elija2]

Can you do a backflip?

[Hakudamashi]

In a bouncy house.

[Elija2]

What's your favourite food to cook?

[Hakudamashi]

So far I enjoy baking chicken the most because it's the easiest to do.

[Elija2]

What's the longest-lasting boner you've ever had?

[Hakudamashi]

Everytime I went to my community college which was from 8:00am till 3:00pm, sometimes 5:00pm

Monday through Friday I had these female friends that were totally hot.

[Elija2]

What the fuck dude, you're not supposed to have a boner longer than 4 hours!!!

If you could be famous for doing one thing, what would it be?

[Hakudamashi]

Well I had a 7 hour boner every weekday for like, a year, and I'm just fine, so whatever.

I'd like to be famous for curing cancer.

[Elija2]

Dude, you get turned on way too easily.

If you were a supervillain, what would your plot to destroy the world be?

[Hakudamashi]

Maybe you don't get turned on easily enough.

Inject all the water supplies with insecticide or some other such poison.

[Elija2]

Maybe if you consider "easily enough" to be "every single time you're around a girl".

What's the hottest porno you've ever seen?

[Hakudamashi]

Well not just any girl

I dun fucken know.

[Elija2]

What's the longest you've gone without jerking off?

[Hakudamashi]

About 3-5 months.