Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

Ones with many much meat and no mayonnaise.

[Elija2]

Have you ever been caught looking at porn?

[Hakudamashi]

Yes.

[Elija2]

Was it awkward?

[Hakudamashi]

It was awkward for me, not for him.

[Elija2]

You guys didn't exchange your favourite porn stars or anything?

[Hakudamashi]

We didn't really talk about porn after that day.
Not cause we were embarrassed, we just had other things we'd rather talk about.

[Elija2]

That's too bad, it could have been a real bonding experience.

Did you try the Monster Hunter 4 demo?

[Hakudamashi]

I think I have a close enough bond with my brother.

No.

[Elija2]

Have you played any Monster Hunter game?

[Hakudamashi]

I have
One on PSP, and MH3U, which I own on both 3DS and Wii U.

[Elija2]

Why do you own 2 copies of MH3U if you don't like it?

[Hakudamashi]

Because my brother got them, and he's into MH

If you're gonna aske me to get him to play with you, don't bother, he's been pretty busy these days, had no time for video games, not even to play Smash with me :U

[Elija2]

Why would I want to play with your brother? That would just be weird.

How much have you played of the games?

[Hakudamashi]

Played enough to get that I'm not into it.

er, 6 hours.