Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

Did you know that haku in Japanese means "to vomit"?

[Hakudamashi]

http://www.behindthename.com/submit/name/haku

http://www.babynology.com/meaning-haku-m35.html

Try again sir.

[Elija2]

Okay.

[Hakudamashi]

Japanese writing can have a word mean several things

But to keep things simple we stick with kanji

Unless you wanna call me vomit.

[Elija2]

I'd rather call you eldest brother.

[Hakudamashi]

But I'm not an eldest brother, in any sense.

[Elija2]

Are you an uncle? A chief official? A count? An earl?

[Hakudamashi]

I'm an uncle.

[Elija2]

Did you know that damashii is Japanese for spirit?

You are now vomit spirit.

[Hakudamashi]

k.

[jkid101094]

Do you think Sexy Silvia is true to her name?

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

Do you think Motherfucker Mike is true to his name?

[Hakudamashi]

Unless he's a porn star that fucks MILFs, no.