Ask Haku all of the things.

[Elija2]

Stop ruining my jokes.

[Hakudamashi]

Not even clothes!?!?

Nope.

[Elija2]

I'm so sorry. I would have gotten you something during the Steam Sale if I knew that.

If you could live in any fictional world, which would you pick?

[Hakudamashi]

Don't worry about it.

I'd pick the fictional world of Pokemon.

[Elija2]

Who would your starter be?

[Hakudamashi]

the fire one, always.

If I had to pick one that's not fire...

Kanto=Squirtle

Jhoto=Totodile

Hoen=Treecko

Sinnoh=Turtwig

Unova=Snivy

Kalos=Froakie

[Elija2]

Which region would you live in?

[Hakudamashi]

Hhhhmmmmmm

I guess Unova, cause it's the only one with an amusement park.

Or Kalos cause most of my fav Pokemon are native there, and Lumios City is pretty.

[Elija2]

Which Pokemon trainer would you be married to?

[Hakudamashi]

If she had her anime personality, Dawn.
If she had her video game personality, May.
If she had her manga personality, May.

Tho technically, Dawn is a Coordinator, not a trainer, does that still count?

[Elija2]

If you could sniff anyone's butt, whose butt would you sniff?

[Hakudamashi]

Mine.

[Elija2]

You sound like a man whose confident in his hygiene.

Who is your favourite Game Grump?

[Hakudamashi]

Suzie
For reasons you can already guess.

[Elija2]

What's your favourite Pokemon spin-off game?