Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

Ye.

[Elija2]

AAH, I CAN'T TELL WHETHER YOU'RE LYING OR NOT.

Who is your valentine?

[Hakudamashi]

Don't have one.

[Elija2]

In that case, would you be my valentine?

[Hakudamashi]

You have a penis tho.

[Elija2]

THE CARD SAYS FRIENDSHIP.

[Hakudamashi]

Are you arguing that you don't have a penis?

[Elija2]

No, I'm arguing that it doesn't matter that I have a penis.

[Elija2]

Do you like your OJ with or without pulp?

[Hakudamashi]

Without.

[Elija2]

Coke or Pepsi?

[Hakudamashi]

Pepsi.

[Elija2]

What's your favourite candy that they don't sell anymore?

[Hakudamashi]

If you mean in Jamaica, that'd be Reese's.

[Elija2]

You guys don't have Reese's there? That's terrible! Remind me to bring you some when I come visit.

Speaking of which, can you buy me a plane ticket to Jamaica?