Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

Do you ever buy porn along with your groceries?

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

Do you ever eat and watch porn at the same time?

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

Do you ever eat and shit at the same time?

[Hakudamashi]

I ate an apple while shitting once.

[Elija2]

What's the craziest thing you've ever seen someone do in public?

[Hakudamashi]

Jack off.

[Elija2]

When and where was this?

[Hakudamashi]

I was coming home from school and I got to my street, and there was just this dude on his front lawn sitting on his chair with his laptop, and he was jerking it hard.

[Elija2]

Did you give him a hand?

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

Would you rather watch real porn or hentai?

[Hakudamashi]

Depends.
But normally hentai.