Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

Modern Sonic.
Super specifically Sonic in Sonic Unleashed.

[Elija2]

What's your favourite portable game of all time?

[Hakudamashi]

Gonna assume you meant except Smash 3DS.

uuuummmmm

The Legend of Zelda A Link Between Worlds is pretty great.

[Elija2]

What's your favourite Mario power-up?

[Hakudamashi]

Fire Flower
Cause it gives Peach her best dress.

[Elija2]

Would you ever go to a strip club?

[Hakudamashi]

Already have.

[Elija2]

How was it?

[Hakudamashi]

It was really awkward and uncomfortable, but the boobies were outstanding.

[Elija2]

Did you make it rain?

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

Would you ever hire a prostitute?

[Hakudamashi]

If she's qualified, yes.

[Elija2]

Do you like MMOs?

[Hakudamashi]

Yes.