Ask Haku all of the things.

[Ioshyriku]

How would you react if a girl were to throw another girl, like a missile, boob first into you knocking you down?

[Hakudamashi]

Who's your favourite Simpsons character?

Flanders I guess.

How would you react if a girl were to throw another girl, like a missile, boob first into you knocking you down?

I'd prolly be knocked unconscious and therefore have no reaction.

[Elija2]

What would you do if you woke up one day with a pair of boobs?

[Hakudamashi]

I already do.

[Elija2]

Are they nice?

[Hakudamashi]

They are soft and squishy yes.

[Elija2]

Is there a show or a game or whatever that you were scared of when you were a kid?

[Hakudamashi]

Courage the Cowardly Dog.

[Elija2]

Now that you bought RE6, you're totally getting Monster Hunter 4 next, right?

[Hakudamashi]

Probably not.

[Elija2]

Then don't get my hopes up by saying that you are!

If a filmmaker asked you to star in their documentary, what do you think the documentary would be about?

[Hakudamashi]

About fat people.

[Elija2]

Are you really that fat?

[Hakudamashi]

Probably not.

[Elija2]

Would you rather fight a 4-feet-tall blue hedgehog or a 4-feet-tall Italian plumber?