Ask Haku all of the things.

[jkid101094]

ASK ME ASK ME ASK ME ASK ME

I want an unbiased answer so no.

Monster Hunter 4
Ya never know when Tana might wanna drag you to a party, and you gotta be prepared.

Tana doesn't want to play with me. If I play it'll be alone.

[Elija2]

Tana doesn't want to play with me. If I play it'll be alone.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Hakudamashi]

Seriously, you loved the first two games but you wouldn't play the conclusion just because it's on mobile? It's not like the games require buttons or anything!

Yeah, but I hate touchscreens, I'll have less problems just watching it on the youtubes
Or
Ignore it completely and play a visual novel that isn't on mobile, like Long Live the Queen.

Tana doesn't want to play with me. If I play it'll be alone.

Well if you don't got a multiplayer partner to keep up with, then I say do the randomiser, make memories for yourself.
Maybe get horn drilled by a Magikarp.

[Elija2]

Yeah, but I hate touchscreens, I'll have less problems just watching it on the youtubes
Or
Ignore it completely and play a visual novel that isn't on mobile, like Long Live the Queen.

DS and 3DS have touchscreens.

Do you never use your tablet because you hate touchscreens so much? Does it physically disgust you to tap a screen with your finger instead of a stylus?

Well if you don't got a multiplayer partner to keep up with, then I say do the randomiser, make memories for yourself.
Maybe get horn drilled by a Magikarp.

Haku, help me out here!

[jkid101094]

Well if you don't got a multiplayer partner to keep up with, then I say do the randomiser, make memories for yourself.
Maybe get horn drilled by a Magikarp.

Then that's what I'll do. Thankies, hun~

[Hakudamashi]

DS and 3DS have touchscreens.

That they do.

Do you never use your tablet because you hate touchscreens so much?

I do use my tablet.

Does it physically disgust you to tap a screen with your finger instead of a stylus?

No

Haku, help me out here!

[Elija2]

Then that's what I'll do. Thankies, hun~

I do use my tablet.

So you can use your tablet to do whatever but you can't use it to play through a visual novel that literally only involves tapping stuff?

[jkid101094]

The visual novel has to be fun to merit reading it, Eli.

[Hakudamashi]

So you can use your tablet to do whatever but you can't use it to play through a visual novel that literally only involves tapping stuff?

No
I can't use my tablet to do whatever.

[Elija2]

The visual novel has to be fun to merit reading it, Eli.

Haku loved the first two games so shut it.

No
I can't use my tablet to do whatever.

Then what do you use it for?

[Hakudamashi]

Watching videos and reading.

[Elija2]

Watching videos and reading.

Visual novels are literally just watching and reading, so what's the problem?

[Hakudamashi]

The problem is they require me to touch and swipe things, a lot.

[Elija2]

The problem is they require me to touch and swipe things, a lot.

You don't do that when reading on your tablet?

[Hakudamashi]

No.