The Spam Wars!!!!

[JetTheHawk]

After That When they fired there mighty blast they heard word that someone made THE SASTA.   And The Maker OF IT WAS...SONICRULEZ10 (lol you didn't expect that huh)He came out and said "hi guys whats happenening" and then After he made if Jet was all like O_o And everyone else was all like "ditto" So anyway after that The ARK was almost crashing to the Earth. Jet went to the earth in an effort to stop the evil spammers before they get to earth......Super Empra came with him And got all  the BANNHAMMEHS BANNUKKKES, WEEGEE STARES, RICKROLLS, CARMELDANNES AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT CAN STOP SPAMMERS.  WHEN THEY CAME BACK THE SPAMMERS TRIPLED O_o. THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW. WHAT COULD WE DO NEXT. THEN SONICRULEZ10 FIRED THE SASTA AT THE SPAMMERS AND A BIG WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SOUNDED. THE SPAMMERS WERE DEAD. AND WE ALL THANK SONICRULEZ FOR THAT. BUT WE STILL NEED TO KILL DARTH SPAMMER.    SHORTLY AFTER THAT JET CALLED LAMP IN AND LAMP FIRED HIS LAZERS AT HIM. BUT THEN SHOP DA WOOP CAME WITH MY PERSUADING SKILLS <3 AND SHOP DA WOOP SAID          "MY LAZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM A FIRIN IT" AN SHOP DA WOOP FIRED THE LAZA AND KILLLED ALLLLLLL THE SPAMMERS......AND HE DESROYED SOME PLANETS TO BUT WHO GIVES <3.  BUT THE ARK WAS STILL GANNA FALL DOWN. WHAT WILL WE DOOOOOOOO!!!.   find out on the next post

[SonicFan47]

As the ARK made it's final decent, all hope seemed lost. However, NiGHTMaRE, in order to save the lives of all, used his EPIC CHOCOLATEY PWN SAUCE WEB PAGE POWAHS to transport all of the faithful members from the nation-planet of SonicROMS to a new nation-planet, SonicZONE. It seemed that all was well.
The spammers were defeated, and the casualties were light. However, WINDLESSUSHER, one of the greatest generals in the legendary SPAM WARS collapsed after the transport, mortally wounded from the fighting. In his last moments of life, he continued about his business, with his last word being a simple "bye".
The members all mourned, with the funeral looking (and sounding) something like this:

NOTE: Yes, it's a Star Trek reference. Get over it. I found it fitting, given the topic above.

Sound:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9FAeXpuagU&feature=related
Look (minus the Paramount logo):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoVorJHfUco&feature=related


During the course of two wars, many were lost.
A few were gained, including Chet, who was cleared of what was thought to be treason.
However, one member dissapeared suddenly...Elana-the-Hedgehog.
Where could she have gone?
No one is quite sure, however one thing is certain...This is...


The end of Part 1.