Talk to a random stranger!

[JetTheHawk]

When they ask me I just type ">9000"

lol i either disconnect or i say "9999 because i has the chaos emeralds foo "

[nikothehedgehog]

my omegle win
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, this is Omegle customer support. We have had recent complaints of abuse by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. In your last conversation, you said:
"Hello. Are you a little boy? I'm a 40-year-old fag who lives in my mom's basement. I would like to invite you to a webcam chat. Also, no clothes on while we're doing our little session, ok? Hehehehe. Don't be afraid, you can trust me! I'll be your uncle!"

The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.

Stranger: Not funny at all but took alot of thought
You: Hello, this is Omegle customer support. We have had recent complaints of abuse by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. In your last conversation, you said:
"Hello. Are you a little boy? I'm a 40-year-old fag who lives in my mom's basement. I would like to invite you to a webcam chat. Also, no clothes on while we're doing our little session, ok? Hehehehe. Don't be afraid, you can trust me! I'll be your uncle!"

The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.
Your Conversation ended

[Dark Tails]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: You son of a bitch...
You: Hello, this is Omegle customer support. We have had recent complaints of abuse by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. In your last conversation, you said:
"Hello. Are you a little boy? I'm a 40-year-old fag who lives in my mom's basement. I would like to invite you to a webcam chat. Also, no clothes on while we're doing our little session, ok? Hehehehe. Don't be afraid, you can trust me! I'll be your uncle!"

The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Yes, that sure is me.... not
You: It is..
You: We tracked you down to your house..
You: You better start running
Stranger: I'd like to see that... sine I'm not even in the US and all
You: We have your address
You: We have sent agents to come get you
Stranger: what is it?
Stranger: right right
You: They're right out side your door.
You: Better run
Stranger: to where?
You: Oops, too late
You: have fun getting gang raped in prision

[JetTheHawk]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: You son of a bitch...
You: Hello, this is Omegle customer support. We have had recent complaints of abuse by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. In your last conversation, you said:
"Hello. Are you a little boy? I'm a 40-year-old fag who lives in my mom's basement. I would like to invite you to a webcam chat. Also, no clothes on while we're doing our little session, ok? Hehehehe. Don't be afraid, you can trust me! I'll be your uncle!"

The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Yes, that sure is me.... not
You: It is..
You: We tracked you down to your house..
You: You better start running
Stranger: I'd like to see that... sine I'm not even in the US and all
You: We have your address
You: We have sent agents to come get you
Stranger: what is it?
Stranger: right right
You: They're right out side your door.
You: Better run
Stranger: to where?
You: Oops, too late
You: have fun getting gang raped in prision

lmfaoo Dark that IP with the cops has made us the gods of that place lmao

[Nick the Hedgehog]

Connecting to the network........connected
hang on,a random stranger wishes to chat
with you!say hi!
stranger:hi
you:hello
stranger:im being chased by dark fox!
you:dark fox?like star fox?
stranger:yes,plz help me!
you:...that really makes no sence to me how you can run and carry a laptop
stranger:I guess you got me!
you:so ur not getting chased and ur krystal?
stranger #2:and im renamon!
you:uhhhhhhhhh......i have no idea what so ever you 2 are chatting with me,so ill just leave
stranger 1:dont...
stranger 2:leave!
you:y?
stranger 1&2 have just pm'd you
stranger 1:plz read it!
you read it and you feel like ur ganna get raped so you leave the chat.........you could have gotten laid!




if you think thats not hot,ur the smartest(sarcasm) person i know!!!

[Gleech]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wazzup
You: caketown
Stranger: cake who?
You: youtube vid...
Stranger: hmmmmm nice cake
You: yus
You: it is
Stranger: okey its about cake,s?
You: no, its 300 - PG version
Stranger: lol
You: yeah... random vid...
Stranger: just watching it
You: lol
Stranger: u like random vids dont ya :p?
You: yup
You: XD
Stranger: thought so cya

Lol

[Dracoslythe]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: did you know i came from a monkey?
You:
You: you did too. =O
Stranger: what
You: you know. evolution.
Stranger: is that supposed to be a cute ironic jab at creationists
You: nahhh. just saying.
Stranger: damn creationists are so dumb am i right
Stranger: care about more important shit please
Stranger: why are you here
You: buttplugs.
You have disconnected.

8DDD

[Nick the Hedgehog]

(im not ganna say that starting crap cuz its a waste of finger movement)
stranger 1:hi
stranger 2:heyyyyyyyyyyyy
stranger 3:buttplugs!
stranger 9001: : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
you:wow,this is laggy
stranger 1:shut up!
stranger 2 has left the chat
you:whats with the love of buttplugs?
stranger 3 has left the chat
stranger 9001:i am god,shoop da whoop!this is SPARTA!,weegee stare,RICKROLL
stranger 9001 has been banned from the chat
stranger 1:WTF DID YOU DO?
you:im the admin of this chat bitch!
stranger 1:crap.....
stranger has been banned from his internet.....lolz

[silvershadow20]

WARNING this is a long chat so be comfortable.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hey
You: imma listen to music
Stranger: which song
You: it's called NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX
Stranger: whos the singer?
You: LOL it's not even a song
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: u never knw
Stranger:
You: im taking over the world as we talk
Stranger: great!
Stranger: offer a city to me
You: "give this stanger a city"
Stranger: thank you stranger
You: oh my i can't evin spell right twoday
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: dont name a city on me today then
You: okey than
You: "user is banned from this chat"
Stranger: oh no
You: kidding
Stranger: hmmm .. spelling mistake?
You: really
Stranger: where are u from?
You: NONE of your beeswax
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: so what would qualify to be my beeswax?
You: get some bees and some wax
Stranger: hwz life?
You: gewd
Stranger: great
Stranger: many dont find it so
You: yep it's great for me
Stranger: so whats the secret?
You: easy i act like i don't care
Stranger: good idea
You: unless i get a NEW  video game
You: then i play ASAP
You: with a smug attitude
Stranger: cool
Stranger: video game is alll that matters/
Stranger: ?
You: that is so true
Stranger: good for u
Stranger: so have a playstation?
You: nope
You: you still there?
Stranger: yeah
You: oh good
You: this is the longest convosation i had
Stranger: oh
Stranger: great!
Stranger: me too
You: i wonder when it will end
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: me too
Stranger: but i wonder more about the time until its end
Stranger: the journey
You: me too
You: you still THERE?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: good if someone is gone for 40sec i always think their gone
Stranger: ah
Stranger: and why the fear?
You: what fear?
You: should one of us end the conversation?
Stranger: well otherwise dont u think we ll go on conversing?
You: yes
Stranger: so u re still listening to the none of your beeswax?
You: OH god  i told you it's not even a real song
Stranger: i heard that
Stranger:
Stranger: so this is just supposed to poke u
Stranger: conversation making
Stranger: it might be called
You: you figure out what im listen to through HANGMAN
Stranger: haha
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: so whats the first clue
You: --- ----- -----
Stranger: thats not a clue
You: it is a sonic song
You: and that is how many letters are in it
Stranger: i m not at the expert level
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger: beginner level
You: well guess a letter
Stranger: a
You: no a
Stranger: aahh
Stranger: o
You: --- -o--- ----- right 1 o
You: guess a letter
You: or solve the puzzle
Stranger: i
You: -i- -o---- ---i- 2 i's
Stranger: yay
Stranger:
Stranger: g
You: no g
Stranger: argh
You: ok im gonna start giving you letters till time is up
Stranger: s
You: okay im just going to tell you ( i just wanted to have fun) and yes there is a s
Stranger:
Stranger: well
You: im listening to His world remix
You: i can't belive it took you that long
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: well
Stranger: dont u think its quite a bit difficult to guess that fro o and s
Stranger: and i
You: what?
Stranger: the whole sog
Stranger: whatever u are listening to
You: yes
You: it is a sonic the hedgehog song

i think he is not a sonic fan

[JetTheHawk]

WARNING this is a long chat so be comfortable.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hey
You: imma listen to music
Stranger: which song
You: it's called NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX
Stranger: whos the singer?
You: LOL it's not even a song
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: u never knw
Stranger:
You: im taking over the world as we talk
Stranger: great!
Stranger: offer a city to me
You: "give this stanger a city"
Stranger: thank you stranger
You: oh my i can't evin spell right twoday
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: dont name a city on me today then
You: okey than
You: "user is banned from this chat"
Stranger: oh no
You: kidding
Stranger: hmmm .. spelling mistake?
You: really
Stranger: where are u from?
You: NONE of your beeswax
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: so what would qualify to be my beeswax?
You: get some bees and some wax
Stranger: hwz life?
You: gewd
Stranger: great
Stranger: many dont find it so
You: yep it's great for me
Stranger: so whats the secret?
You: easy i act like i don't care
Stranger: good idea
You: unless i get a NEW  video game
You: then i play ASAP
You: with a smug attitude
Stranger: cool
Stranger: video game is alll that matters/
Stranger: ?
You: that is so true
Stranger: good for u
Stranger: so have a playstation?
You: nope
You: you still there?
Stranger: yeah
You: oh good
You: this is the longest convosation i had
Stranger: oh
Stranger: great!
Stranger: me too
You: i wonder when it will end
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: me too
Stranger: but i wonder more about the time until its end
Stranger: the journey
You: me too
You: you still THERE?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: good if someone is gone for 40sec i always think their gone
Stranger: ah
Stranger: and why the fear?
You: what fear?
You: should one of us end the conversation?
Stranger: well otherwise dont u think we ll go on conversing?
You: yes
Stranger: so u re still listening to the none of your beeswax?
You: OH god  i told you it's not even a real song
Stranger: i heard that
Stranger:
Stranger: so this is just supposed to poke u
Stranger: conversation making
Stranger: it might be called
You: you figure out what im listen to through HANGMAN
Stranger: haha
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: so whats the first clue
You: --- ----- -----
Stranger: thats not a clue
You: it is a sonic song
You: and that is how many letters are in it
Stranger: i m not at the expert level
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger: beginner level
You: well guess a letter
Stranger: a
You: no a
Stranger: aahh
Stranger: o
You: --- -o--- ----- right 1 o
You: guess a letter
You: or solve the puzzle
Stranger: i
You: -i- -o---- ---i- 2 i's
Stranger: yay
Stranger:
Stranger: g
You: no g
Stranger: argh
You: ok im gonna start giving you letters till time is up
Stranger: s
You: okay im just going to tell you ( i just wanted to have fun) and yes there is a s
Stranger:
Stranger: well
You: im listening to His world remix
You: i can't belive it took you that long
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: well
Stranger: dont u think its quite a bit difficult to guess that fro o and s
Stranger: and i
You: what?
Stranger: the whole sog
Stranger: whatever u are listening to
You: yes
You: it is a sonic the hedgehog song

i think he is not a sonic fan

Most people on there aren't sonic fans

[Dracoslythe]

WARNING this is a long chat so be comfortable.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hey
You: imma listen to music
Stranger: which song
You: it's called NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX
Stranger: whos the singer?
You: LOL it's not even a song
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: u never knw
Stranger:
You: im taking over the world as we talk
Stranger: great!
Stranger: offer a city to me
You: "give this stanger a city"
Stranger: thank you stranger
You: oh my i can't evin spell right twoday
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: dont name a city on me today then
You: okey than
You: "user is banned from this chat"
Stranger: oh no
You: kidding
Stranger: hmmm .. spelling mistake?
You: really
Stranger: where are u from?
You: NONE of your beeswax
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: so what would qualify to be my beeswax?
You: get some bees and some wax
Stranger: hwz life?
You: gewd
Stranger: great
Stranger: many dont find it so
You: yep it's great for me
Stranger: so whats the secret?
You: easy i act like i don't care
Stranger: good idea
You: unless i get a NEW  video game
You: then i play ASAP
You: with a smug attitude
Stranger: cool
Stranger: video game is alll that matters/
Stranger: ?
You: that is so true
Stranger: good for u
Stranger: so have a playstation?
You: nope
You: you still there?
Stranger: yeah
You: oh good
You: this is the longest convosation i had
Stranger: oh
Stranger: great!
Stranger: me too
You: i wonder when it will end
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: me too
Stranger: but i wonder more about the time until its end
Stranger: the journey
You: me too
You: you still THERE?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: good if someone is gone for 40sec i always think their gone
Stranger: ah
Stranger: and why the fear?
You: what fear?
You: should one of us end the conversation?
Stranger: well otherwise dont u think we ll go on conversing?
You: yes
Stranger: so u re still listening to the none of your beeswax?
You: OH god  i told you it's not even a real song
Stranger: i heard that
Stranger:
Stranger: so this is just supposed to poke u
Stranger: conversation making
Stranger: it might be called
You: you figure out what im listen to through HANGMAN
Stranger: haha
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: so whats the first clue
You: --- ----- -----
Stranger: thats not a clue
You: it is a sonic song
You: and that is how many letters are in it
Stranger: i m not at the expert level
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger: beginner level
You: well guess a letter
Stranger: a
You: no a
Stranger: aahh
Stranger: o
You: --- -o--- ----- right 1 o
You: guess a letter
You: or solve the puzzle
Stranger: i
You: -i- -o---- ---i- 2 i's
Stranger: yay
Stranger:
Stranger: g
You: no g
Stranger: argh
You: ok im gonna start giving you letters till time is up
Stranger: s
You: okay im just going to tell you ( i just wanted to have fun) and yes there is a s
Stranger:
Stranger: well
You: im listening to His world remix
You: i can't belive it took you that long
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: well
Stranger: dont u think its quite a bit difficult to guess that fro o and s
Stranger: and i
You: what?
Stranger: the whole sog
Stranger: whatever u are listening to
You: yes
You: it is a sonic the hedgehog song

i think he is not a sonic fan

Better not a Sonic Fan than a Sonic Fag.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: get to the choppaaaaaaaaa
You: OSHIT.
Stranger: who is your daddy and what does he do
You: ...my dad is dead. you bastard.
Stranger: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
You: >:C
Stranger: gotta go
Stranger: fuck yourself
You: will do
You: C:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dark Tails]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: Id fuck you for a klondike bar
Stranger: but what would you do
Stranger: to do it
You: 666/transvesite/mars
You: fuck you you dipshit pervert
You: go fuck yourself
You: pedophile
You: after us old fags
You: you little dipshit
You: fucking cock sucking fag
You: go get all those dicks out your ass
You: mother fucker
Stranger: =B
You: i ate your mom out
You: you piece of shit
You: go suck your own c#nt
You: dipshit
Stranger: go go go
You: OH YEAH
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *kool aid guy comes*
You: RUUUUUUUUUUUUN
You: GET TO THE CHOPPA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[nikothehedgehog]

My weird chat with a random stranger...



1488 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Oooooooh, Give you up)
(Oooooooh, Give you UP)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ASIA
Stranger: hello
Stranger: old song
You: go to smouch.net/lol its funny!
Stranger: ok, i'll check it out. tell me, what's so fun?
Stranger: are you sure it contain no viruses and spyware?
You: nah dont
Stranger: where r u?
You: smouch
You: it has funny music
Stranger: and it's not a porn site? since i am in the office, it's not proper to browse a porn site.
You: no its not nasty
You: it has 80s music on it
Stranger: ok, i saw the page. and i'm watching the music video.
You: YAY (^.^)
Stranger: i don't know why rick roll is so popular?
Stranger: and it's very popular on youtube. you know
You: cuz it is
Stranger: why
You: idk
You: and idc
You: my cuz is a 13 yr it who likes to sing russian melodies while eating a choclate out of his whazzoo!
You: beh?
Stranger: ok, fair.
You: -??? ?? ??. ?? ??¸? ??, ? ?? ?¸? , ? ?? ??¸? ?? , ?? ?? ?? ?.
??, ?, ?? ? ? ?? , ? ??, ? ? ? ?? ?? , ? ?? glockenspiel
Stranger: the melody is quite good. actually.
You: -??? ?? ??. ?? ??¸? ??, ? ?? ?¸? , ? ?? ??¸? ?? , ?? ?? ?? ?.
??, ?, ?? ? ? ?? , ? ??, ? ? ? ?? ?? , ? ??
Stranger: ??
You: I LUV ASIANS!
You: unksss
Stranger: so, u r a russian.
You: no, im mexican
You: reelly
Stranger: then you shoul speak spanish. not russian.
You: i dont no how to speek span. or read it at all
You: GAYSIAN PRRIDE
Stranger: ok, you know what, i found the site smouch.net/lol can be terminated.
You: how
Stranger: just lots of boxes pop out.
You: oh yeh i xited a while ago
Stranger: and i cant close the tab.
Stranger: and, what i do, is to kill that process.
Stranger: and, it's ok.
You: i xited out just push the button really fast
Stranger: no, i killed that process in a hack manner.
You: YAY HAXORZ!
Stranger: what did you say?
You: yay 4 hacking bye
You have disconnected.

[ChaosDazer]

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: good you?
You: im feeling emo and unwanted
You: my favourite feeling!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: were do you come from?
You: earth to be exact
You: you?
Stranger: also the earth
You: wow
Stranger:
You: we have so much in common =D
Stranger: yeah:)
You: So, do you like ketchup?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you?
You: Only on tuesdays
You: and all other 9 days of the week
Stranger: haha
You: so.....
You: I LIKE COWS
You: =D
Stranger: to eat:P
Stranger: ?
Stranger: or to watch
You: both
Stranger: ok
You: i like watching them do nothing
You: I must go now, bye
Stranger: ok bye
You: And btw I LIKE NAKED BANANAS
You: at 4.
You: o clock.


You: the city is in danger
Stranger: Hi
You: we must ave it
You: save it
You: wana help?
Stranger: uhm
You: we need to go to the ninth dimension
Stranger: when you say the city
You: they have pancakes
You: the city of pancakes in the ninth dimension
You: yes
Stranger: what is the country of that city?
You: Nakedbananaville
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: the city is in danger
Stranger: pancakes
You: we must save it
Stranger: ur in danger
You: OH NOES
You: the pancakes wanna kill me
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: WHORES FRO M OUTER SPACE
You: OH GAWD
Stranger: lol
You: XD
Stranger: u want to hav cybersex?
Stranger: lol
You: O_O
Stranger: xD
You: No comment
Stranger: jkjkjkjk
You: ok
Stranger: asl?
You: FLYING COWS ARE ATTACKING
You: RUN AWAY Dl
You: DUDE
You: Oh wait there gone
Stranger: INVISIBLE POTATOES FOR UR MOM R ATTACKA;LSDFKJ
Stranger: i luv pi
You: So do i
Stranger: 3.14153958273645-2987-234058921-\\
Stranger: ahhaha
Stranger: i luv u
You: noo the number of doom
Stranger: do u luv me?
You: in a metaphorical sense no
You: in a physical sense no
You: in a awesome sense yes
Stranger: ur sexy
You: I know I am but waht am i
Stranger: ur my mom
You: OH GAWD NO
You have disconnected.
I'm to polite. XD

[JetTheHawk]

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: good you?
You: im feeling emo and unwanted
You: my favourite feeling!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: were do you come from?
You: earth to be exact
You: you?
Stranger: also the earth
You: wow
Stranger:
You: we have so much in common =D
Stranger: yeah:)
You: So, do you like ketchup?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you?
You: Only on tuesdays
You: and all other 9 days of the week
Stranger: haha
You: so.....
You: I LIKE COWS
You: =D
Stranger: to eat:P
Stranger: ?
Stranger: or to watch
You: both
Stranger: ok
You: i like watching them do nothing
You: I must go now, bye
Stranger: ok bye
You: And btw I LIKE NAKED BANANAS
You: at 4.
You: o clock.


You: the city is in danger
Stranger: Hi
You: we must ave it
You: save it
You: wana help?
Stranger: uhm
You: we need to go to the ninth dimension
Stranger: when you say the city
You: they have pancakes
You: the city of pancakes in the ninth dimension
You: yes
Stranger: what is the country of that city?
You: Nakedbananaville
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: the city is in danger
Stranger: pancakes
You: we must save it
Stranger: ur in danger
You: OH NOES
You: the pancakes wanna kill me
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: WHORES FRO M OUTER SPACE
You: OH GAWD
Stranger: lol
You: XD
Stranger: u want to hav cybersex?
Stranger: lol
You: O_O
Stranger: xD
You: No comment
Stranger: jkjkjkjk
You: ok
Stranger: asl?
You: FLYING COWS ARE ATTACKING
You: RUN AWAY Dl
You: DUDE
You: Oh wait there gone
Stranger: INVISIBLE POTATOES FOR UR MOM R ATTACKA;LSDFKJ
Stranger: i luv pi
You: So do i
Stranger: 3.14153958273645-2987-234058921-\\
Stranger: ahhaha
Stranger: i luv u
You: noo the number of doom
Stranger: do u luv me?
You: in a metaphorical sense no
You: in a physical sense no
You: in a awesome sense yes
Stranger: ur sexy
You: I know I am but waht am i
Stranger: ur my mom
You: OH GAWD NO
You have disconnected.
I'm to polite. XD

lmfao chaos 101