Talk to a random stranger!

[ChaosDazer]

You: My city is in danger
Stranger: hey
You: can you save it
Stranger: lol
You: D:
Stranger: sure
Stranger: why not
You: ok heres waht you do
Stranger: yes
You: and it all has to be in slow motion
You: 'cuz its epic
Stranger: ok so its cooler
You: first....
You: LOLBANANS
You have disconnected.

Oh yeah.

[JetTheHawk]

You: My city is in danger
Stranger: hey
You: can you save it
Stranger: lol
You: D:
Stranger: sure
Stranger: why not
You: ok heres waht you do
Stranger: yes
You: and it all has to be in slow motion
You: 'cuz its epic
Stranger: ok so its cooler
You: first....
You: LOLBANANS
You have disconnected.

Oh yeah.

lmfao Chaos101 that was funneh

[ChaosDazer]

Heres my longest ever one-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Do you know the muffin man?
You: yes hes my best friend
You: I LURVE HIM
Stranger: cool, can you bring him along with you
You: I just ate him
Stranger: I really want to meet him
You: Muffin-tastic!
Stranger: o my gosh you didnt
You: Oh yes i did
You: i did it in SLOW MOTION
Stranger: Yeah, did he taste gooood
You: =D
Stranger: ??
You: he did
Stranger: ok, thats sweet
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine just back from my hobby
You: coo;
You: cool
Stranger: skating backwards
You: loldo you know the marshmellow man?
You: cuz i dpnt
You: dont
Stranger: Yes,, you don't
Stranger: gosh thats a shame
You: im feeling emo, cuz i dont know him
Stranger: I Will send you a pic of him
You: iis he muffin-tastic?
Stranger: no no no no
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: He is mellow tastic
You: OHJOY
Stranger: Yeah you bet he is yummy
You: Have you eaten him?
Stranger: Well, no
Stranger: but i ate his parents
You: OMG YOU KILLED HIS INNOCENT PARENTS
Stranger: so,... he dont really likes me anymore
You: HOW COULD YOU
You: D=
Stranger: No , they screamed to me: eat me eat me!!
You: OH
You: i still hate you XD
Stranger: so thought : Hmmm lets take a bite
Stranger: Well marshmellow man is still living
Stranger: You ate the muffin man!
You: yes but i have a mental illness
You: its acceptable
Stranger: Well, then welcome to the group
Stranger:
Stranger: Where you from?
You: Uranus
Stranger: I thought so,..
You: you?
Stranger: Coz Ur anus its such a hard place to get
You: i know
Stranger: Much better country/place/ thing you 'll ever know
You: its great over here
Stranger: The Netherlands!!
You: cool
Stranger: yeah i bet
You: never been there
Stranger: Well then you have to come here
You: Is THAT place muffin-tastic
Stranger: We have marshmellowman all over the place
Stranger: well.. the south is
You: OMG
You: MY TWO FAVOURITE THINGS
You: =D
Stranger: but the other places are mellow tastic =D
You: =D
Stranger: Dont you have hobby's?, coz its kind off weird dont you tink
Stranger: think
You: my hobby is video games
You: buff said]
You: nuff
You: lol
Stranger: okies
You: On an unrealted matter...
You: I LIKE NAKED PJ'S
You: =D
Stranger: pj 's?
You: peeping jams
You: dont you?
Stranger: wtf is that?
You: peeping jams
You: i told you!
Stranger: what are peping jams, dont know that word
You: They are jam sandwhiches, but naked =D
You: they actuaaly look no different
Stranger: XD
You: i just like them
Stranger: yeah they have butter on it
You: do they?
You: you must tell me about the buttery jams
Stranger: yeah dont you know
Stranger: the muffinman did that
Stranger: just before you ate him
You: yeah but the muffinman was mah mother
You: =D
Stranger: shame on you
Stranger: :O
You: i know, shame on me
You: i eat shame for BREAKFEST
You: And brunch
You: anyway, i need to go dimension 9
Stranger: haha.. and there is gonna be a meal i bet to
You: wanna come?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: ok..
Stranger: come to my muffin mobile
Stranger: its got alot of speed
You: OMG MUFFIN MOBILE
Stranger: on highways
You: na na na nan na na MUFFINS!
You: =D
You: im inside
Stranger: o yeah thats right
You: wait i left my ipod
You: i need to go get it
You: IN SLOW MOTION
Stranger: haha
Stranger: we dont have i pods
You: *comes back with ipod*
Stranger: we have m pods
You: OH JOY
You: but wait....
Stranger: hmmhm
You: they only have...JONAS BROTHERS SONGS!
Stranger: and they taste great
You: NOOOO
Stranger: eww.
You: I cant handle them ):
You: But i can eat them!
Stranger: theyre stupid
Stranger: XD
Stranger: you can try right
You: theyre to awesometastic for me
Stranger: they are fat
Stranger: kind off fatty
Stranger: XDE
Stranger: XD
You: i need to leave cuz i cant handle the awesomeness XD
You: 8jumps out*
You: *
You: i g2g, cya...
Stranger: ok
You: IN MONKEY DIMENSION 9
Stranger: bmmr
You: btw do u have msn?
Stranger: ok i come fisit you one da
Stranger: yeah
You: i dont D:
Stranger: (removed)
You: cya

I actually do have msn, I dunno why I said that XD

Chaosawesome AT live.com

[JetTheHawk]

Heres my longest ever one-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Do you know the muffin man?
You: yes hes my best friend
You: I LURVE HIM
Stranger: cool, can you bring him along with you
You: I just ate him
Stranger: I really want to meet him
You: Muffin-tastic!
Stranger: o my gosh you didnt
You: Oh yes i did
You: i did it in SLOW MOTION
Stranger: Yeah, did he taste gooood
You: =D
Stranger: ??
You: he did
Stranger: ok, thats sweet
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine just back from my hobby
You: coo;
You: cool
Stranger: skating backwards
You: loldo you know the marshmellow man?
You: cuz i dpnt
You: dont
Stranger: Yes,, you don't
Stranger: gosh thats a shame
You: im feeling emo, cuz i dont know him
Stranger: I Will send you a pic of him
You: iis he muffin-tastic?
Stranger: no no no no
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: He is mellow tastic
You: OHJOY
Stranger: Yeah you bet he is yummy
You: Have you eaten him?
Stranger: Well, no
Stranger: but i ate his parents
You: OMG YOU KILLED HIS INNOCENT PARENTS
Stranger: so,... he dont really likes me anymore
You: HOW COULD YOU
You: D=
Stranger: No , they screamed to me: eat me eat me!!
You: OH
You: i still hate you XD
Stranger: so thought : Hmmm lets take a bite
Stranger: Well marshmellow man is still living
Stranger: You ate the muffin man!
You: yes but i have a mental illness
You: its acceptable
Stranger: Well, then welcome to the group
Stranger:
Stranger: Where you from?
You: Uranus
Stranger: I thought so,..
You: you?
Stranger: Coz Ur anus its such a hard place to get
You: i know
Stranger: Much better country/place/ thing you 'll ever know
You: its great over here
Stranger: The Netherlands!!
You: cool
Stranger: yeah i bet
You: never been there
Stranger: Well then you have to come here
You: Is THAT place muffin-tastic
Stranger: We have marshmellowman all over the place
Stranger: well.. the south is
You: OMG
You: MY TWO FAVOURITE THINGS
You: =D
Stranger: but the other places are mellow tastic =D
You: =D
Stranger: Dont you have hobby's?, coz its kind off weird dont you tink
Stranger: think
You: my hobby is video games
You: buff said]
You: nuff
You: lol
Stranger: okies
You: On an unrealted matter...
You: I LIKE NAKED PJ'S
You: =D
Stranger: pj 's?
You: peeping jams
You: dont you?
Stranger: wtf is that?
You: peeping jams
You: i told you!
Stranger: what are peping jams, dont know that word
You: They are jam sandwhiches, but naked =D
You: they actuaaly look no different
Stranger: XD
You: i just like them
Stranger: yeah they have butter on it
You: do they?
You: you must tell me about the buttery jams
Stranger: yeah dont you know
Stranger: the muffinman did that
Stranger: just before you ate him
You: yeah but the muffinman was mah mother
You: =D
Stranger: shame on you
Stranger: :O
You: i know, shame on me
You: i eat shame for BREAKFEST
You: And brunch
You: anyway, i need to go dimension 9
Stranger: haha.. and there is gonna be a meal i bet to
You: wanna come?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: ok..
Stranger: come to my muffin mobile
Stranger: its got alot of speed
You: OMG MUFFIN MOBILE
Stranger: on highways
You: na na na nan na na MUFFINS!
You: =D
You: im inside
Stranger: o yeah thats right
You: wait i left my ipod
You: i need to go get it
You: IN SLOW MOTION
Stranger: haha
Stranger: we dont have i pods
You: *comes back with ipod*
Stranger: we have m pods
You: OH JOY
You: but wait....
Stranger: hmmhm
You: they only have...JONAS BROTHERS SONGS!
Stranger: and they taste great
You: NOOOO
Stranger: eww.
You: I cant handle them ):
You: But i can eat them!
Stranger: theyre stupid
Stranger: XD
Stranger: you can try right
You: theyre to awesometastic for me
Stranger: they are fat
Stranger: kind off fatty
Stranger: XDE
Stranger: XD
You: i need to leave cuz i cant handle the awesomeness XD
You: 8jumps out*
You: *
You: i g2g, cya...
Stranger: ok
You: IN MONKEY DIMENSION 9
Stranger: bmmr
You: btw do u have msn?
Stranger: ok i come fisit you one da
Stranger: yeah
You: i dont D:
Stranger: (removed)
You: cya

I actually do have msn, I dunno why I said that XD

Chaosawesome AT live.com

wtf at the beggining and ok ill add you to my contacts lol

[ChaosDazer]

Accepted ^_^

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: yo
You: MAH SPOON IS 2 BIG
You: can you help?
Stranger: yeah
You: how
You: its really big
Stranger: give you a smaller one
You: I never though of that
Stranger: where you from
You: But then, my spoon wouldnt be big enough...
You: YOU SUCK
You have disconnected.


I use this to much.

[Skyle369]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: !!!
You:
Stranger: Capital.
You: what?
Stranger: For the past hundred conversations, people have started convos with "hi"
You: yeah I know
Stranger: Boring.
Stranger: Howre you
You: fine
You: making a signature
Stranger: What forum?
You: SonicZone
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess this guy is really bored!

[JetTheHawk]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: !!!
You:
Stranger: Capital.
You: what?
Stranger: For the past hundred conversations, people have started convos with "hi"
You: yeah I know
Stranger: Boring.
Stranger: Howre you
You: fine
You: making a signature
Stranger: What forum?
You: SonicZone
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess this guy is really bored!

Or the guy was a past member of soniczone that was a spammer that was spammed

[Skyle369]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey!
Stranger: hey
You: remember me?
You: we chatted a while ago
Stranger: yeah from lunch
You: cool
Stranger: do u still eat pjamas?
You: yeah
You: I'm eating one right now
Stranger: awesome
You: yeah
You: its not awesome
Stranger: save some for me this time
You: Its freaking awesome!
You: Sorry I finished it all
Stranger: (sigh)
Stranger: ill have to go get some more
You: I have some extra in my bagpack
Stranger: nice
You: *Sends pjamas*
Stranger: ill come over and we can feast all night
You: Cool
Stranger: ill be there in 5
You: Sweet
Stranger: cya soon!
You: Lets play my Xbox later
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: all night
You: Some GTA4
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Finally a guy who I can talk with.
We had fun!

[JetTheHawk]

Random strangers says stoof that's weird!


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I think /b/ is a crock of shit and I challenge ALL "anon" to come and show me what you are made of
HAIL MASTER MICHAEL!
http://michaelcuckseek.livejournal.com/
http://www.niteflirt.com/Master Michael85
hit me with your best shot /b/itches!!!!
You: O_O Uhmm......
You have disconnected.

________________________________


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 25.Male.Horny.Looking for cybersex with a woman on MSN/iChat...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Damn weird people....

I just found out what asl meant it means age/sex/location dont tell them that, just disconnect every time they say that ok. I dont want you to get...hurt by them..

[nikothehedgehog]

i thought it meant a badword

[JetTheHawk]

i thought it meant a badword

lol no it doesn't but just use that one Ip adress by the cops trick or just disconnect ok?

[NeoMetalSonic]

Then i wont get this chat thing

I used it and the person said Daddy? What's anal? And disconnected

[JetTheHawk]

I used it and the person said Daddy? What's anal? And disconnected

But that person asked what was anal right? or are you asking that to me?

[Gleech]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: türkmüsün aq
You: OMG
You: CAKETOOOOOOWWWNNN
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age and sex
Stranger: ?
You: PEWP AND PIE
You have disconnected.

rofl

Edit:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh hey
You: YOU
You: YOU KILLED MY FAMILY
Stranger: ME?
Stranger: CAN YOU BACK THAT UP WITH PAPER WORK?
You: PREPARE TO DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU
Stranger: VULPIX
You: *attacks*
You: Ewww
You: pokemon
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: your family is dead
You: nuuu
Stranger: loser
You: I can revive people
You:
Stranger: I can rekill people
You: and eat ribs at the same time
Stranger: gross
You: whhhhhaaaaaattt....?
You: they're good
Stranger: i'm a vegan
Stranger: SRY BRAH
You: Lol
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: you dirty bloodmouth
You: so, you only eat fruits and vegies?
You: veggies?*
Stranger: among other things
You: idk
Stranger: k gotta go kill more families
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm so random XD

[Nick the Hedgehog]

Connecting to Digimon chat.....Connected
Stranger:my digimon is better than urs
you:i hack my digimon you fag
stranger:im no fag!
you:well my digimon has max everything
stranger:orly??
you:YA RLY take a look


stranger:ZOMGZ WHAT DID YOU USE?!??!?!?!?
you:cheat engine
Stranger has left the chat