Corrupt a wish

[Roadie Turbo]

Granted but he comes back under another name.

I wish for new games.

[Super Empra]

granted but u lose all ur old ones

I wish I had all the money in the world

[jkid101094]

Granted but you have to pay Wario child support.

I wish I had 2000 dollars.

[Ioshyriku]

granted but someone stoled them

I wish to have 3 cars

[Jordan teh Echidna]

Granted but they transformed and ran away

I wish for an uncorruptable wish of 10 quid!

[Sonicteen12]

Granted but the quid are stolen

I wish for internet

[Roadie Turbo]

Granted but the LAN Cable gets cut, terminating your connection.

I wish for immortality.

[Super Empra]

Granted but everything else in the universe died

I wish that nobody can corrupt my wishes

[Ioshyriku]

granted but they're still corrupted

I wish I could fly

[Tavy]

guaranteed, but you need a plane ticket


I wish I had a printer with scanner

[HMS7]

garnted but it breaks

i wish i was epic and awesome

[Roadie Turbo]

Granted but you end up as a bum.

I wish this world was bigger, so I could destroy it.

[Light the Hedgehog]

granted, but Dr. Octognopus and his son Randal Octogonopus already destroyed it.

i wish i could FIRE MAH LAZOR!

[Roadie Turbo]

Granted but recoils and hit you in the back.

I wish for a exploding pineapple.

[Light the Hedgehog]

granted, but it blew up in your face.

i wish that jet would stop bragging about sh*t he's not.