super smash bros brawl rp

[Light the Hedgehog]

me: i'm  the hero of space. and ancient legends say that the heroes of time and space must work together to get rid of the evil force that is Dark Gaia.

[darknight]

ben: tell that to midna............

[Light the Hedgehog]

me: that's just a person from teh Twilight Zone, you idiot. besides, i read that while explorin' ancient ruins.

[darknight]

ben: *sees my dad* OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

[Light the Hedgehog]

me: OMG! it's ur dad! nice to meet ya, mr.-! *gets smacked by ben's dad* OW! WHAT DA H*LL MAN?!

[darknight]

ben: his eyes are red that means...................

[Light the Hedgehog]

me: that ain't good....god, this guy is making me angry....*eyes disappear*..ben..run..now...*goes berserk*

[darknight]

ben: *destorys light*

[Light the Hedgehog]

me: *revives self* you do realise i got more powers since the last time we fought right, ben?

[darknight]

ben: he is my dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Light the Hedgehog]

me: well, sorry! it's just that i can barely control Zerker!

Zerker: *pokes his head in through my mouth* he has a point, you know. *goes back in*

[darknight]

ben: ok that was rong on so manny levels...................

[Light the Hedgehog]

me:.....GET THE F*CK OUT OF ME, ZERKER!

Zerker: *goes out through my mouth* meh....

[darknight]

ben:............................

[Light the Hedgehog]

Zerker: i'm so wrong on so many levels.....meh...*goes back in me*