Many Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart (or whatever superstore you have)

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

um... you could go into the gun department and ask where the anti-depressants are

and this

OMG THE VID WAS FUCKING FUNNY im still laughing

[NiGHTS]

ohohoh i once rode around teh abbeycenter (yea you dont know wut that is bitchez) on the cleaning machines and got threw out and banned for liek a few months

umm

go to teh bread isle and grab batons and start having random swordfights showering people in bread my friend did that around belfast

[xaio]

i have a good couple of e'm

1:go up to arandom person an say"wanna haveaparty in my pants tonight?"

2: go to the cashier, and say "I LOVE YOUCLOTHES!! nowgimme them"

3:run around screaming "F*CK THE WORLD B*TCHES* until someone tackles you.

4:say"GOD HAS MADE YOU A SEED OF EVIL!!"until someone tells you to GTFO

5:run up to ppl, and hump their legs, my friend did that, XD it was hilarious.

6:randomly makeout with the closest guy/girl in sight (for guys,i suggest you pick girls, and for girls, i don't care.)

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

i have a good couple of e'm

1:go up to arandom person an say"wanna haveaparty in my pants tonight?"

2: go to the cashier, and say "I LOVE YOUCLOTHES!! nowgimme them"

3:run around screaming "F*CK THE WORLD B*TCHES* until someone tackles you.

4:say"GOD HAS MADE YOU A SEED OF EVIL!!"until someone tells you to GTFO

5:run up to ppl, and hump their legs, my friend did that, XD it was hilarious.

6:randomly makeout with the closest guy/girl in sight (for guys,i suggest you pick girls, and for girls, i don't care.)

lol

[xaio]

MOAR!!!

1: yell out " I ASIAN!! YOU BLACK!! YOU GO JAIL LONG TIME LONG TIME!!!" in walmart, until you get taken away.

2:  scream out"WALMART IS THE PLACE FOR D*CK SUCKERS!!"

[Dracoslythe]

Huddle in the corner of the electronics department, get in the fetal position, and repeat "the game gods are mad at me..."  until someone stops to wonder what you are doing.

[annoyinglad]

Cry because you can't find your mom and when they bring you up to the front to call for her, tell them that she died 5 years ago and want to know if they really can get her to come.

Works really well for teenagers, best for adults, and INCREDIBLY hilarious if you're old.

[xaio]

ME LIEKY!

me  and my brother did that, but we ran out of the family dollar be4 it was too late!! XD

[Super Sonic Boom]

Well, you can always do this...

Warning, EXTREAME (I mean extreame) cursing!
DON'T WATCH IF YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN 14-15 YEARS OLD

[xaio]

Well, you can always do this...

Warning, EXTREAME (I mean extreame) cursing!
DON'T WATCH IF YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN 14-15 YEARS OLD

OHMAIGAHXD i oughtta do that when i get older!!! FOR TEH LULZ!!

[annoyinglad]

You could go in and ask what the difference is between sprite and sierra mist is, and make it difficult by always asking them to be more specific about exact differences.

[xaio]

You could go in and ask what the difference is between sprite and sierra mist is, and make it difficult by always asking them to be more specific about exact differences.

you know what? imma do that..

go into a hobby shop (where they sell planes, and model cars,and stuff like that)
and constantly ask why they make gas cars, the ask why they like to polute by USING gas cars, then ask where are the electric cars at, then ask can i have a hug, then ask, can i sleep with your wife/girlfriend, then ask where is the closest mcdonalds/burgerking/wendies, then ask for a cheezburger...they should kick you out at sleep with their wife/girlfriend,but meh, sleep with them anyway.

[Hakudamashi]

stick the microphone up your ass

[xaio]

stick the microphone up your ass

T___O nasteh *yawns * g'night and g'mornin guys!!! I'M GOIN TEW BED!!

[CradledEggle]

do this lmao:get clothes,and pants and then,go to a bathroom,and like,put clothes like hanging and stuff

or, like,go behind boxes and like pretend to take a nap lol,or,TAKE a nap

or,go around asking for money saying that your mom just left u there.