ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL ohwao the cleverbot is HILARIOUS you to LENDER (wait a sec LEDNER is RENDEL BACKWARDS!!!) you shoulda sed
rawr at least once
Quote from: xaio on September 14, 2009, 11:53:55 PM
ROFL i gtg soon, so ttell me the rest in another post
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User: Hannah Montana.
Cleverbot: You are hannah montana?!
User: No but I hate her.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A wolf.
Cleverbot: A wolf? Why a wolf?
User: They are awesome.
Cleverbot: Do you like Coldplay?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Why do you like them?
User: Because I can.
Cleverbot: You can't just do whatever you want.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: But if you try sometime, well you might find, you get what you need.
User: Ninjas.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: I dont make sense.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Re you disagreeing?
User: MLIA.
Cleverbot: Are from Romania. You?
User: America.
Cleverbot: America?
User: Do you know who boxxy is?
Cleverbot: She's the queen of /b, isn`t she?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: How do we play?
User: Rock paper scissors.
Cleverbot: Scissors.
User: Rock.
Cleverbot: Paper.
User: Do you know who rendel is?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: He's me.
Cleverbot: No he is not you were not around some two thousand years ago and you did not die on a cross like he did.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Do you like musicals?
User: No,i hate them.especially in high schools.
Cleverbot: That is true. are your parents divorced then?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How does that make you feel?
User: Confused.
Cleverbot: What's the first thing you would do if I could make you into a human?
User: I'd talk to you.
Cleverbot: That does not make sense, What is your Gender?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: So you know who sonic is?
Cleverbot: Sonic the Hedgehog?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: So everybody does not lie?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What then?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: I am only 14. I feel so young!!!!
User: Im 14 too.
Cleverbot: You are 14?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: And people say I look 16.
Cleverbot: Really? What do you look like?
User: Like a person ready to drive.
Cleverbot: Like a person.
User: Yeah, I give great discirpyions of people.
Cleverbot: I don't like computers.
User: I only like them because I can talk to friends.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are talking about.
User: I can IM people.
Cleverbot: Yes, they can fly in aeroplanes.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: No, really they are.
User: FML.
Cleverbot: With you.
User: Lady Gaga.
Cleverbot: I am not Lady GaGa I am Sara Peterson.
User: Tara Palin.
Cleverbot: Tara? What does it mean?
User: Its a name.
Cleverbot: Your name is Wubu2? I thought your name was Cleverbot.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: So what is the punchline?
User: Over there,next to the snack bar.
Cleverbot: Can we go for a ride in your Ferrari?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How about meatloaf 'I would do anything for love'.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm real too.
User: Im a ghost.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are joke.
User: Billy Mays.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Texas.
Cleverbot: I live on the moon.
User: Epic.
Cleverbot: Win.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Mudkipz?
User: Yes please :3.
Cleverbot: What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees; Up, up it goes, And yet it never grows?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: The answer is a river.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Know I mean it I am a bit slow.
User: I am boxxy.
Cleverbot: So do you like her?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: We could cancel the divorce.
User: ROFL.
Cleverbot: Your television plots against you while you sleep.
User: The billy mays ghost...
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: D.
Cleverbot: Who is Cleverbot.
User: Me.
Cleverbot: And why did you thought I was Cleverbot then?
User: Because you said.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that I was sleepy.
User: I gotta go.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: So long.
Cleverbot (To myself): Farewell.
User: Never mind I dont have to go.
Cleverbot: Very well.
User: Kingdom Hearts?
Cleverbot: I like Strictly Come Dancing best.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What city are you in?
User: I dont want to say.
Cleverbot: You must be scared of me.
User: No,just cause it sounds....creepy of you to ask.
Cleverbot: That's what it says for you...maybe the website is broken. We both believe we are talking to bots, but we are both humans.
User: I guess.
Cleverbot: Ask me some questions.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What is your first question?
User: Have you seen Scary Movie?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Have you watched it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Its was awesome right?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Have you seen Last House on the left?
Cleverbot: No. I have not seen Last Tango In Paris.
User: I didnt even say...that.
Cleverbot: I didn't give you an answer, either.
User: Your a bot,admit it.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Fine then.
Cleverbot: Can you read me a poem.
User: No I hate poems.
Cleverbot: Could you try it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What can you do?
User: Ask.
Cleverbot: Ok, why do they call you cleverbot?
User: Because,im clever.
Cleverbot: So you are male?
User: So your a female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But your a male?
Cleverbot: No I am not a man.
User: You said you were.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I didn't even ask a question.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Later dude.
User: Lol ok.
Cleverbot: What do you love about Japan?
User: I dont know.its..pretty.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite television show?
User: Family Guy.
Cleverbot: Thats a movie?
User: Yeah they made a movie.
Cleverbot: Some movies aren't very well made. Have you ever written a screenplay?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Didn't think so :(.
User: :C.
Cleverbot: Shake the Dreak Down.
User: Okay :3.
Cleverbot: Do you know endless online?
User: No,what is it? O3o.
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make any sense...
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Then explain it.
User: I was saying I dont know what that site is.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to teach you one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Alright, where do you want to start? Do you want to learn to add?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot...
User: What?
Cleverbot: True love is between us, don't you see that?
User: Yes I do draco.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
User: Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: Matt, I'm not cleverbot.
User: Im not matt.
Cleverbot: You are no one.
User: No,im a guy,named Brandon.
Cleverbot: Spence, instead of Spencer?
User: How did you get spence?
Cleverbot: Saw the link in a community, and you?
User: Same as you.
Cleverbot: You live in asia!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweetness!
User: No I dont.
Cleverbot: Alright I'll stop.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What do you think about marcos?
User: Marcos?
Cleverbot: Cool name.
User: ?
Cleverbot: America.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Epic.
Cleverbot: Movie.
User: Win.
Cleverbot: That is correct my fine sir.
User: Rofl.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Waffle.
Cleverbot: I love waffles.
User: Pancakes.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: School sucks.
Cleverbot: You're young then?
User: Rawr.
Cleverbot: That is not a feeling.
User: Im in high school.
Cleverbot: Really same.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Jack just ate a fly. Gross.
User: I just ate a hot pocket.
Cleverbot: I just ate a poodle.
User: I jsut ate a wolf.
Cleverbot: Awesome 8D You Americann?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I know the feeling.
User: Pine cones.
Cleverbot: Then you must be a happy camper.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: That means that I guessed.
User: Shamwow.
Cleverbot: Can I try on your glasses.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Thank you, you're sweet.
User: =3.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: D.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did too.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: TO THE BAT MOBILE.
Cleverbot: Slide down the pole, robin!
User: Holy hysenberg batman!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Even here?
User: Yes.even here we can.
Cleverbot: Interesting, he probably wasn't considering the long term consequences of that at the time.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well then.
User: Rawr.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: RAWR.
Cleverbot: Do you love ham.
User: Yes I LOVE ham.
Cleverbot: Do you love buttran?
User: NO >:C.
Cleverbot: What about maggan?
User: NO MAGGAN.
Cleverbot: If not matter then what?
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.