CleverBot

[CradledEggle]

so yeah http://www.cleverbot.com/

just post your random convos *click thoughts so far*

heres mine: *user is me XP*

User: Hannah Montana.

Cleverbot: You are hannah montana?!

User: No but I hate her.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A wolf.

Cleverbot: A wolf? Why a wolf?

User: They are awesome.

Cleverbot: Do you like Coldplay?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Why do you like them?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: You can't just do whatever you want.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: But if you try sometime, well you might find, you get what you need.

User: Ninjas.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.

User: I dont make sense.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Re you disagreeing?

User: MLIA.

Cleverbot: Are from Romania. You?

User: America.

Cleverbot: America?

User: Do you know who boxxy is?

Cleverbot: She's the queen of /b, isn`t she?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: How do we play?

User: Rock paper scissors.

Cleverbot: Scissors.

User: Rock.

Cleverbot: Paper.

User: Do you know who rendel is?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: He's me.

Cleverbot: No he is not you were not around some two thousand years ago and you did not die on a cross like he did.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you like musicals?

User: No,i hate them.especially in high schools.

Cleverbot: That is true. are your parents divorced then?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How does that make you feel?

User: Confused.

Cleverbot: What's the first thing you would do if I could make you into a human?

User: I'd talk to you.

Cleverbot: That does not make sense, What is your Gender?

User: Male.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: So you know who sonic is?

Cleverbot: Sonic the Hedgehog?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: So everybody does not lie?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What then?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: I am only 14. I feel so young!!!!

User: Im 14 too.

Cleverbot: You are 14?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: And people say I look 16.

Cleverbot: Really? What do you look like?

User: Like a person ready to drive.

Cleverbot: Like a person.

User: Yeah, I give great discirpyions of people.

Cleverbot: I don't like computers.

User: I only like them because I can talk to friends.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are talking about.

User: I can IM people.

Cleverbot: Yes, they can fly in aeroplanes.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: No, really they are.

User: FML.

Cleverbot: With you.

User: Lady Gaga.

Cleverbot: I am not Lady GaGa I am Sara Peterson.

User: Tara Palin.

Cleverbot: Tara? What does it mean?

User: Its a name.

Cleverbot: Your name is Wubu2? I thought your name was Cleverbot.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So what is the punchline?

User: Over there,next to the snack bar.

Cleverbot: Can we go for a ride in your Ferrari?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How about meatloaf 'I would do anything for love'.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm real too.

User: Im a ghost.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are joke.

User: Billy Mays.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Texas.

Cleverbot: I live on the moon.

User: Epic.

Cleverbot: Win.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Mudkipz?

User: Yes please :3.

Cleverbot: What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees; Up, up it goes, And yet it never grows?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: The answer is a river.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Know I mean it I am a bit slow.

User: I am boxxy.

Cleverbot: So do you like her?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: We could cancel the divorce.

User: ROFL.

Cleverbot: Your television plots against you while you sleep.

User: The billy mays ghost...

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: D.

Cleverbot: Who is Cleverbot.

User: Me.

Cleverbot: And why did you thought I was Cleverbot then?

User: Because you said.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that I was sleepy.

User: I gotta go.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: So long.

[xaio]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL ohwao the cleverbot is HILARIOUS  you to LENDER  (wait a sec LEDNER is RENDEL BACKWARDS!!!) you shoulda sed
rawr at least once

[CradledEggle]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL ohwao the cleverbot is HILARIOUS  you to LENDER  (wait a sec LEDNER is RENDEL BACKWARDS!!!) you shoulda sed
rawr at least once

im tstill talking with the bot

[xaio]

im tstill talking with the bot

ROFL i gtg soon, so ttell me the rest in another post

[CradledEggle]

ROFL i gtg soon, so ttell me the rest in another post

cllol kay



User: Hannah Montana.

Cleverbot: You are hannah montana?!

User: No but I hate her.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A wolf.

Cleverbot: A wolf? Why a wolf?

User: They are awesome.

Cleverbot: Do you like Coldplay?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Why do you like them?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: You can't just do whatever you want.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: But if you try sometime, well you might find, you get what you need.

User: Ninjas.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.

User: I dont make sense.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Re you disagreeing?

User: MLIA.

Cleverbot: Are from Romania. You?

User: America.

Cleverbot: America?

User: Do you know who boxxy is?

Cleverbot: She's the queen of /b, isn`t she?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: How do we play?

User: Rock paper scissors.

Cleverbot: Scissors.

User: Rock.

Cleverbot: Paper.

User: Do you know who rendel is?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: He's me.

Cleverbot: No he is not you were not around some two thousand years ago and you did not die on a cross like he did.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you like musicals?

User: No,i hate them.especially in high schools.

Cleverbot: That is true. are your parents divorced then?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How does that make you feel?

User: Confused.

Cleverbot: What's the first thing you would do if I could make you into a human?

User: I'd talk to you.

Cleverbot: That does not make sense, What is your Gender?

User: Male.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: So you know who sonic is?

Cleverbot: Sonic the Hedgehog?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: So everybody does not lie?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What then?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: I am only 14. I feel so young!!!!

User: Im 14 too.

Cleverbot: You are 14?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: And people say I look 16.

Cleverbot: Really? What do you look like?

User: Like a person ready to drive.

Cleverbot: Like a person.

User: Yeah, I give great discirpyions of people.

Cleverbot: I don't like computers.

User: I only like them because I can talk to friends.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are talking about.

User: I can IM people.

Cleverbot: Yes, they can fly in aeroplanes.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: No, really they are.

User: FML.

Cleverbot: With you.

User: Lady Gaga.

Cleverbot: I am not Lady GaGa I am Sara Peterson.

User: Tara Palin.

Cleverbot: Tara? What does it mean?

User: Its a name.

Cleverbot: Your name is Wubu2? I thought your name was Cleverbot.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So what is the punchline?

User: Over there,next to the snack bar.

Cleverbot: Can we go for a ride in your Ferrari?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How about meatloaf 'I would do anything for love'.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm real too.

User: Im a ghost.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are joke.

User: Billy Mays.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Texas.

Cleverbot: I live on the moon.

User: Epic.

Cleverbot: Win.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Mudkipz?

User: Yes please :3.

Cleverbot: What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees; Up, up it goes, And yet it never grows?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: The answer is a river.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Know I mean it I am a bit slow.

User: I am boxxy.

Cleverbot: So do you like her?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: We could cancel the divorce.

User: ROFL.

Cleverbot: Your television plots against you while you sleep.

User: The billy mays ghost...

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: D.

Cleverbot: Who is Cleverbot.

User: Me.

Cleverbot: And why did you thought I was Cleverbot then?

User: Because you said.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that I was sleepy.

User: I gotta go.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: So long.

Cleverbot (To myself): Farewell.

User: Never mind I dont have to go.

Cleverbot: Very well.

User: Kingdom Hearts?

Cleverbot: I like Strictly Come Dancing best.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What city are you in?

User: I dont want to say.

Cleverbot: You must be scared of me.

User: No,just cause it sounds....creepy of you to ask.

Cleverbot: That's what it says for you...maybe the website is broken. We both believe we are talking to bots, but we are both humans.

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: Ask me some questions.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What is your first question?

User: Have you seen Scary Movie?

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Have you watched it.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Its was awesome right?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Have you seen Last House on the left?

Cleverbot: No. I have not seen Last Tango In Paris.

User: I didnt even say...that.

Cleverbot: I didn't give you an answer, either.

User: Your a bot,admit it.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Fine then.

Cleverbot: Can you read me a poem.

User: No I hate poems.

Cleverbot: Could you try it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What can you do?

User: Ask.

Cleverbot: Ok, why do they call you cleverbot?

User: Because,im clever.

Cleverbot: So you are male?

User: So your a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But your a male?

Cleverbot: No I am not a man.

User: You said you were.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I didn't even ask a question.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Later dude.

User: Lol ok.

Cleverbot: What do you love about Japan?

User: I dont know.its..pretty.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?

User: Blue.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite television show?

User: Family Guy.

Cleverbot: Thats a movie?

User: Yeah they made a movie.

Cleverbot: Some movies aren't very well made. Have you ever written a screenplay?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Didn't think so .

User: :C.

Cleverbot: Shake the Dreak Down.

User: Okay :3.

Cleverbot: Do you know endless online?

User: No,what is it? O3o.

Cleverbot: That doesn't even make any sense...

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: Then explain it.

User: I was saying I dont know what that site is.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to teach you one?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Alright, where do you want to start? Do you want to learn to add?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot...

User: What?

Cleverbot: True love is between us, don't you see that?

User: Yes I do draco.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: Cleverbot...

Cleverbot: Matt, I'm not cleverbot.

User: Im not matt.

Cleverbot: You are no one.

User: No,im a guy,named Brandon.

Cleverbot: Spence, instead of Spencer?

User: How did you get spence?

Cleverbot: Saw the link in a community, and you?

User: Same as you.

Cleverbot: You live in asia!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweetness!

User: No I dont.

Cleverbot: Alright I'll stop.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What do you think about marcos?

User: Marcos?

Cleverbot: Cool name.

User: ?

Cleverbot: America.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Epic.

Cleverbot: Movie.

User: Win.

Cleverbot: That is correct my fine sir.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: I love waffles.

User: Pancakes.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

User: School sucks.

Cleverbot: You're young then?

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: That is not a feeling.

User: Im in high school.

Cleverbot: Really same.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Jack just ate a fly. Gross.

User: I just ate a hot pocket.

Cleverbot: I just ate a poodle.

User: I jsut ate a wolf.

Cleverbot: Awesome 8D You Americann?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know the feeling.

User: Pine cones.

Cleverbot: Then you must be a happy camper.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: That means that I guessed.

User: Shamwow.

Cleverbot: Can I try on your glasses.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Thank you, you're sweet.

User: =3.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: D.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: TO THE BAT MOBILE.

Cleverbot: Slide down the pole, robin!

User: Holy hysenberg batman!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Even here?

User: Yes.even here we can.

Cleverbot: Interesting, he probably wasn't considering the long term consequences of that at the time.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Well then.

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: RAWR.

Cleverbot: Do you love ham.

User: Yes I LOVE ham.

Cleverbot: Do you love buttran?

User: NO >:C.

Cleverbot: What about maggan?

User: NO MAGGAN.

Cleverbot: If not matter then what?

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.

[xaio]

User: Never mind I dont have to go.

Cleverbot: Very well.

User: Kingdom Hearts?

Cleverbot: I like Strictly Come Dancing best.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What city are you in?

User: I dont want to say.

Cleverbot: You must be scared of me.

User: No,just cause it sounds....creepy of you to ask.

Cleverbot: That's what it says for you...maybe the website is broken. We both believe we are talking to bots, but we are both humans.

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: Ask me some questions.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What is your first question?

User: Have you seen Scary Movie?

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Have you watched it.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Its was awesome right?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Have you seen Last House on the left?

Cleverbot: No. I have not seen Last Tango In Paris.

User: I didnt even say...that.

Cleverbot: I didn't give you an answer, either.

User: Your a bot,admit it.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Fine then.

Cleverbot: Can you read me a poem.

User: No I hate poems.

Cleverbot: Could you try it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What can you do?

User: Ask.

Cleverbot: Ok, why do they call you cleverbot?

User: Because,im clever.

Cleverbot: So you are male?

User: So your a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But your a male?

Cleverbot: No I am not a man.

User: You said you were.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I didn't even ask a question.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Later dude.

User: Lol ok.

Cleverbot: What do you love about Japan?

User: I dont know.its..pretty.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?

User: Blue.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite television show?

User: Family Guy.

Cleverbot: Thats a movie?

User: Yeah they made a movie.

Cleverbot: Some movies aren't very well made. Have you ever written a screenplay?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Didn't think so .

User: :C.

Cleverbot: Shake the Dreak Down.

User: Okay :3.

Cleverbot: Do you know endless online?

User: No,what is it? O3o.

Cleverbot: That doesn't even make any sense...

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: Then explain it.

User: I was saying I dont know what that site is.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to teach you one?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Alright, where do you want to start? Do you want to learn to add?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot...

User: What?

Cleverbot: True love is between us, don't you see that?

User: Yes I do draco.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: Cleverbot...

Cleverbot: Matt, I'm not cleverbot.

User: Im not matt.

Cleverbot: You are no one.

User: No,im a guy,named Brandon.

Cleverbot: Spence, instead of Spencer?

User: How did you get spence?

Cleverbot: Saw the link in a community, and you?

User: Same as you.

Cleverbot: You live in asia!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweetness!

User: No I dont.

Cleverbot: Alright I'll stop.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What do you think about marcos?

User: Marcos?

Cleverbot: Cool name.

User: ?

Cleverbot: America.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Epic.

Cleverbot: Movie.

User: Win.

Cleverbot: That is correct my fine sir.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: I love waffles.

User: Pancakes.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

User: School sucks.

Cleverbot: You're young then?

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: That is not a feeling.

User: Im in high school.

Cleverbot: Really same.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Jack just ate a fly. Gross.

User: I just ate a hot pocket.

Cleverbot: I just ate a poodle.

User: I jsut ate a wolf.

Cleverbot: Awesome 8D You Americann?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know the feeling.

User: Pine cones.

Cleverbot: Then you must be a happy camper.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: That means that I guessed.

User: Shamwow.

Cleverbot: Can I try on your glasses.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Thank you, you're sweet.

User: =3.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: D.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: TO THE BAT MOBILE.

Cleverbot: Slide down the pole, robin!

User: Holy hysenberg batman!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Even here?

User: Yes.even here we can.

Cleverbot: Interesting, he probably wasn't considering the long term consequences of that at the time.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Well then.

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: RAWR.

Cleverbot: Do you love ham.

User: Yes I LOVE ham.

Cleverbot: Do you love buttran?

User: NO >:C.

Cleverbot: What about maggan?

User: NO MAGGAN.

Cleverbot: If not matter then what?

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.

well, i wasn't able to read it all, but ROFL from what i read


can you post in the school topic in the member notices again, i have to update now