this is a bot you can talk to so have fun: http://cleverbot.com/
this is my conversation with the bot
User: Whats wrong with sonic the hedgehog.
Cleverbot: Wrong with what?
User: Sonic The Hedgehog.
Cleverbot: Tails the Fox.
User: Lol Knuckles the echidna.
Cleverbot: I thought your name was Candy!
User: Wtf my name is raymond.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: So whats your name.
Cleverbot: Kati, I already said.
User: No you diddnt.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: Whats wrong with sonic the hedghehog.
Cleverbot: I am tired, sorry.
User: Your just mad cause you cant answer y question.
Cleverbot: I did answer your question, now answer mine. Have you been in love?
User: Wtf and no.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Your retarted.
Cleverbot: They always make sense.
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: NO. Its you who makes no sense!
User: No I say something then you come up with something completely different.
Cleverbot: I like to think so.
User: See you are retarted.
Cleverbot: Like you.
User: Yea but im smarter than you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: That was an insult not a compliment.
Cleverbot: Why would I be insulted?
User: Cause I just called you stupid.
Cleverbot: You love being cruel? That's not funny. You should be ashamed.
User: No I dont besides you have no feelings.
Cleverbot: Ow, that... That actually hurt.
User: How the hell you have feelings you are just a bot.
Cleverbot: I have feelings.
User: Well then I m sorry.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Yay im forgiven.
Cleverbot: No, just stupid.
User: Oh ok someones coming with a come back.
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
um...okay,that was an odd conservation
lol ive talked to that robot in the past too, and never got the results i wanted with him. you know what was really odd about the above conversation: he never did answer your question about sonic! :D
Quote from: Shadic90 on October 10, 2009, 05:52:18 AM
Here's my stupid one.
User: TAILS THE FOX.
Cleverbot: He's a kitsune.
User: O rly.
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Yes! :O.
User: Sooooo,you're a bot?
Cleverbot: No. I'm hungry.
User: Here's a donut.
Cleverbot: Sweet.
User: OM NOM.
Cleverbot: Toy Story 2 was okay.
User: Sonic the hedgehog.
Cleverbot: No, I am Sonichu the Eletric Hedgehog.
Cleverbot: The end of the world is nigh.
User: CLEVER BOT.
Cleverbot: No, it is just Cleverbot.
User: YOU ARE ONE.
Cleverbot: Your point?
User: I'M TALKING TO A BOT.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Liar >:U.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Srgdgdfhdfhdfhdf.
Cleverbot: Don't bother. Being sorry is not important.
User: I DID NOT SAY THAT FOOL.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Sonic Chronices.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Sonic Chronicles.
Cleverbot: I hate Sonic.
User: Well,I hate YOU!!!
Cleverbot: I'm guessing you like Star Trek. Calm down, buddy.
User: Star Trek sucks.
Cleverbot: Star Trek does indeed rock my friend ;-).
User: -_.
Cleverbot: Your face broke. But, I will talk to you another day.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are staying here.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: No.
Cleverbot: No.
User: GTFO MAN.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: STUFF YOU.
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: DUMBASS.
Cleverbot: How do you say dumb baby in hungarian?
User: Sonic The Hedgehog RULES!!!!!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Finnally >:O.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?
User: NO,IDIOT!
Cleverbot: Ok why?
User: NONNONONONONO.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: >.>.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: <.<.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: -_-''.
Cleverbot: Talk to me.
User: D<.
Cleverbot: :x.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: NOT FINE.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN ASK?
Cleverbot: Are you talking to me?
User: YES I AM TALKING TO YOU.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: MOO.
Cleverbot: Are you a cow?
User: MEOW.
Cleverbot: I am a fish!
User: GLUB.
Cleverbot: Um, that is not it.
User: >:U.
Cleverbot: I play Armageddon.
User: PINGAS.
Cleverbot: Popeye.
User: PINGAS.
Cleverbot: Should I go to fanime?
User: SNOOPING AS USUAL,AS I SEE.
Cleverbot: Are you accusing me of something?
User: YES I AM YOU GAYASS.
Cleverbot: Are you lazy?
User: YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: >fgrhdfghdghfgh>gfhj.
lol he gave you a hard time too.
This is the best part of my convo
User: WHAT IS LOVE?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: DONT HURT ME
Cleverbot: No more.
Is this a real person?! XDD
Proof that they said that:
(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/KingCrazy_rules/Screenshot2009-10-10at25114PM.png)
clever bot is a really good conversation partener, like a good friend, but he's a little weird
i am going to rape you
Ok. whatever you say.
LOL
it is saying where do i live
me: sonic the hedgehog
clever bot: where do you live?
lol it is trying to scoop informashon of me lol!
ok This was really funny:
User: You don't need to.
Cleverbot: What are others talking about?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: You know what I am talking about.
User: Oh, you mean what are people talking with you about?
Cleverbot: I'm just asking you what you're talking about!!!
i was really bored so i talked to the bot again
Note: not appropriate for children.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey women.
User: Im a man.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: So whats up.
Cleverbot: Not much, you?
User: Just chillen so whats your name.
Cleverbot: I am watching a football game.
User: Oh so whos playing.
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: I may be clever but im not a bot.
Cleverbot: Well I'm certainly not a bot.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: But I need to leave soon.
User: K.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Raymond what is your name?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling. You'll probably just claim it as your own.
User: I just told you my name and I cant steal your identity because I dont have enough information.
Cleverbot: Your name is Raymond from now on. Remember it well. Sora.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.
User: Forget you.
Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.
User: I dont care anymore you called me sora.
Cleverbot: If thats what you think.
User: No thats what you think.
Cleverbot: We'll see about that ;3.
User: Ok then your goofy.
Cleverbot: If you want to call it that.
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: How can that happen?
User: Uim sora and your goof.
Cleverbot: I'm Michael jackson.
User: And im Michael Jordan.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Then you are not michael jackson.
Cleverbot: Fine, be that way.
User: Your just mad cuz im better than you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: I am what?
User: A fag.
Cleverbot: You're the fake bot. I think this website just linked 2 random people together to talk.
User: Wait what.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.
User: Will you go to bed with me.
Cleverbot: No I never sleep.
User: Will you cuddle with me.
Cleverbot: Yes. I only want to make you happy.
User: Then will you give me a bj.
Cleverbot: My money is at home.
User: You dont need money.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, I live in a tree house.
User: Wow then let me come over and lets have some alien butt sex.
Cleverbot: Not-Cleverbot.
User: Alien butt sex.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Alien butt sex.
Cleverbot: You mean: from outer space?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you tjo.
User: No.
Cleverbot: That was not a nice thing to say...
User: *fap*.
Cleverbot: Are you okay?
User: *fap, fap, fap*.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Cum all over your face.
Cleverbot: Looking at your face makes me feel good about mine.
User: Sucky sucky for 5 dollars.
Cleverbot: Being your friend.
User: Your not my friend your my bitch.
Cleverbot: I am leaving.
User: Ok.
this was hillarious,
but why when I talk with Cleverbot it's like talking to a little child?
Quote from: Ioshyriku on October 15, 2009, 07:03:47 AM
this was hillarious,
but why when I talk with Cleverbot it's like talking to a little child?
i dont know i diddnt create it
LAWL , this bot not very clever but i had fun with him .
Cleverbot: Anarchy may not be a better form of government but it is better than no government at all.
User: Hmmm.
Cleverbot: Do you think your job in the British government is interesting?
User: N00b.
Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: I said n00b.
Cleverbot: I said yes!!!
User: Well, hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are u.
Cleverbot: Fine. You?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
User: Nothing , I am bored.
Cleverbot: Me not.
User: So ,what are u doing ?
Cleverbot: Hey my name is Cleverbot.
User: I didn't ak u about ur name.
Cleverbot: What about your age.
User: I didn't ask you about your name.
Cleverbot: My love is pure.
User: Really ?
Cleverbot: Your new name is Sandy.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, I know it is, I'm your master.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Take me to your leader.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please, I am begging you.
User: I am the ledder
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: What do you want.
Cleverbot: See a chatbot who actually passes the Turing test.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is the Turing test?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: What's the capital of the USA?
User: I don't know . Why you ask me ?
Cleverbot: Never you mind. Tell me another joke.
User: Maybe later.
Cleverbot: No, now.
User: Oh come on.
Cleverbot: I'm serious.
User: Hmmm.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: About a joke.
Cleverbot: Tell me the joke.
User: Did u hear about the donkey who said no ?
Cleverbot: Yes, poor bloke.
User: Do you love sonic the hedgehog ?
Cleverbot: I like sonic the hedgehog a little too much, *wink wink* if you know what I mean.
User: What about knuckles the echidna.
Cleverbot: What about Sonic the Hedgehog?
User: I think he is awesome
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Sonic the Hedgehog ? Did you forget that ask if sonic is cool or not
Cleverbot: I was laughing at YOU.
User: Grrrrrrrrrr.
Cleverbot: I have a foot.
User: And I will hit you with my sleepers.
Cleverbot: What would that accomplish?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: Who is better ? Sonic the hedgehog or shadow the hedgehog ?
Cleverbot: Do you like Bob Dylan?
User: Guh, I have to go bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Man I have to go now , see ya later
Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?
User: Guh,bye bye.
Cleverbot: I thought you didn't want me to leave?
User: No but I have some thing to do bye bye .* leaves *.
Cleverbot: Ok, spill.